<![CDATA[I see 1Password is stepping on the rake again.]]>I see 1Password is stepping on the rake again.

The brain geniuses securing your passwords just squirted out this statement: "At 1Password, we applied agentic tooling to a multi-million-line Go monolith."

(No I'm not linking to it.) Ok first, how in the everloving fuck did you allow a *password manager* to reach *multiple millions of lines*??

Welp, I warned you about 1Password's self-immolation in 2023 and posted a migration guide. You're welcome.
https://jwz.org/b/yk7M

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/peter_sc/statuses/116574181164398351https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/peter_sc/statuses/116574181164398351Thu, 14 May 2026 17:47:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I see 1Password is stepping on the rake again. on Thu, 14 May 2026 17:40:15 GMT]]>@jwz
Tired: changing passwords periodically
Wired: changing password managers periodically

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