<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Countdown until we learn that Waymo is similar to those Amazon stores where the self-driving cars are actually controlled by offices full of people who are playing a variation of Mario Kart in order to get us to our destinations.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Countdown until we learn that Waymo is similar to those Amazon stores where the self-driving cars are actually controlled by offices full of people who are playing a variation of Mario Kart in order to get us to our destinations.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/d750ea10-b19e-4048-bea1-8cebfd964f67/countdown-until-we-learn-that-waymo-is-similar-to-those-amazon-stores-where-the-self-driving-cars-are-actually-controlled-by-offices-full-of-people-who-are-playing-a-variation-of-mario-kart-in-order-to-get-us-to-our-destinations.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 01:25:34 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/d750ea10-b19e-4048-bea1-8cebfd964f67.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2024 00:16:21 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Countdown until we learn that Waymo is similar to those Amazon stores where the self-driving cars are actually controlled by offices full of people who are playing a variation of Mario Kart in order to get us to our destinations. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 20:30:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/nuclearoatmeal%40beige.party">@<span>NuclearOatmeal</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/alice%40beige.party">@<span>Alice</span></a></span> sadly it's not</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/RnDanger/statuses/116399291680000447</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/RnDanger/statuses/116399291680000447</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rndanger@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 20:30:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Countdown until we learn that Waymo is similar to those Amazon stores where the self-driving cars are actually controlled by offices full of people who are playing a variation of Mario Kart in order to get us to our destinations. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 14:25:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/alice%40beige.party">@<span>Alice</span></a></span> </p><p>Pretty sure that's a Tesla feature.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/NuclearOatmeal/statuses/116397855316286042</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/NuclearOatmeal/statuses/116397855316286042</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 14:25:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Countdown until we learn that Waymo is similar to those Amazon stores where the self-driving cars are actually controlled by offices full of people who are playing a variation of Mario Kart in order to get us to our destinations. on Tue, 07 May 2024 01:00:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I've used Waymo before and it's honestly fine as long as you remember that you need to pull the door handle twice when you're trying to escape from the car after it catches on fire or drives into a body of water.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/Alice/statuses/112397097480210558</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/Alice/statuses/112397097480210558</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alice@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2024 01:00:01 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>