<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Somehow, not the Onion.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Somehow, not the Onion.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/d1dd1cff-4563-43f2-8958-59c89aa5f498/somehow-not-the-onion.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 11:22:17 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/d1dd1cff-4563-43f2-8958-59c89aa5f498.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 19:42:02 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Somehow, not the Onion. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 00:24:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/assalrad%40mastox.eu">@<span>AssalRad</span></a></span> </p><p>Lol. Such a fool. Warning people about Trump was not the best first step, laughing is. </p><p>Such a huge fool.</p><p>__</p><p>"So thats how oil prices will go down Mr President?"</p><p>"Oh no, oil prices are going up."</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/kevinrns/statuses/116394547772897019</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/kevinrns/statuses/116394547772897019</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kevinrns@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 00:24:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Somehow, not the Onion. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 23:52:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/assalrad%40mastox.eu">@<span>AssalRad</span></a></span> <br />When I watched the CNN interviewer bobble her head up &amp; down while talking to Trump, my heart sunk.<br /> Near by Chinese war ships will not let the US mess with their oil shipments...<br /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f61e.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--disappointed" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":(" alt="😞" /><br />Bill</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/OhMrBill/statuses/116394423112488890</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/OhMrBill/statuses/116394423112488890</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ohmrbill@techhub.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 23:52:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Somehow, not the Onion. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 23:39:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/assalrad%40mastox.eu">@<span>AssalRad</span></a></span> 🤯 quite the CNN article header "Why Trump is threatening to blockade a strait that Iran is already blockading"</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.au/users/Heliograph/statuses/116394371678308505</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.au/users/Heliograph/statuses/116394371678308505</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[heliograph@mastodon.au]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 23:39:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Somehow, not the Onion. on Sun, 12 Apr 2026 22:08:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/assalrad%40mastox.eu">@<span>AssalRad</span></a></span> </p><p>I suspect next week is going to be a busy week over there.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.cloud/users/Felis_Catus_Domesticus/statuses/116394012707461474</link><guid 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title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/VeroniqueB99/statuses/116393995848796822</link><guid 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