<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[If any of you think you&#x27;ve been desperate I&#x27;ll have you know I&#x27;ve dated a woman that thought &quot;watching American Dad at full volume next to you&quot; was a worthwhile equivalent to physical intimacy]]></title><description><![CDATA[If any of you think you've been desperate I'll have you know I've dated a woman that thought "watching American Dad at full volume next to you" was a worthwhile equivalent to physical intimacy.<span><br /><br />RE: <a href="https://seafoam.space/objects/ba3fa600-2abe-44a0-b33d-2f4698e1a925">https://seafoam.space/objects/ba3fa600-2abe-44a0-b33d-2f4698e1a925</a></span>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/cbb2517d-b936-4956-a2d0-f78bd00ee4dd/if-any-of-you-think-you-ve-been-desperate-i-ll-have-you-know-i-ve-dated-a-woman-that-thought-watching-american-dad-at-full-volume-next-to-you-was-a-worthwhile-equivalent-to-physical-intimacy</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 06:35:24 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/cbb2517d-b936-4956-a2d0-f78bd00ee4dd.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 02:45:27 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If any of you think you&#x27;ve been desperate I&#x27;ll have you know I&#x27;ve dated a woman that thought &quot;watching American Dad at full volume next to you&quot; was a worthwhile equivalent to physical intimacy on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 14:36:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<span><a href="https://seafoam.space/users/AppleAmps" rel="ugc">@<span>AppleAmps</span></a></span> how come none of my exes understand true art. funniest shit ever could be on and they still rather we likr have sex?or something i dont even know what they want.i just dont get it but everyone hates me.this is how 100 relationships ended]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://brain.worm.pink/objects/8535359e-eae2-4a6c-8d36-3a07ce01ac13</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://brain.worm.pink/objects/8535359e-eae2-4a6c-8d36-3a07ce01ac13</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lena@brain.worm.pink]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 14:36:56 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>