<![CDATA[If I were a baseball player, my signature move would be to hit the ball as hard as I could into the ground in front of me so everyone would need to scramble and start digging out my ball in a desperate effort to prevent me from my inevitable victory.]]>If I were a baseball player, my signature move would be to hit the ball as hard as I could into the ground in front of me so everyone would need to scramble and start digging out my ball in a desperate effort to prevent me from my inevitable victory.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/c7b8d463-9823-43e9-ae70-3499fd463b66/if-i-were-a-baseball-player-my-signature-move-would-be-to-hit-the-ball-as-hard-as-i-could-into-the-ground-in-front-of-me-so-everyone-would-need-to-scramble-and-start-digging-out-my-ball-in-a-desperate-effort-to-prevent-me-from-my-inevitable-victory.RSS for NodeSat, 02 May 2026 01:26:13 GMTThu, 23 Apr 2026 03:21:32 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a baseball player, my signature move would be to hit the ball as hard as I could into the ground in front of me so everyone would need to scramble and start digging out my ball in a desperate effort to prevent me from my inevitable victory. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 15:26:32 GMT]]>@falcennial @Alice Wow you guys play hardeball!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/ChristineMalec/statuses/116454719028591160https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/ChristineMalec/statuses/116454719028591160Thu, 23 Apr 2026 15:26:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a baseball player, my signature move would be to hit the ball as hard as I could into the ground in front of me so everyone would need to scramble and start digging out my ball in a desperate effort to prevent me from my inevitable victory. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 03:45:14 GMT]]>@Alice absolutely. I have solved the problem of baseball too:
1. pound nails through bat.
2. impale ball on nails.
3. take with you as you run.
4. defend ball using nailbat.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/116451961341918173https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/116451961341918173Thu, 23 Apr 2026 03:45:14 GMT