In honor of the semiquincentennial the government is buying up local billboards in order to post cringe

Reply to In honor of the semiquincentennial the government is buying up local billboards in order to post cringe on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:41:07 GMT

rowinspeez@mas.to — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:41:07 GMT

@jalefkowit @hannah but where did all of those farmers and tradesmen come from??????

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jillsjoy@nerdjoy.social — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:40:30 GMT

@hannah I saw one of these in the wild last weekend.

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tekhedd@byteheaven.net — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:31:22 GMT

@hannah Our Christian National government boasting that they invented Enlightenment age principles is extra painful right now, as it struggles to eliminate the last of them.

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dank@jorts.horse — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:22:19 GMT

@hannah @jalefkowit not unless it has a gallows

Reply to In honor of the semiquincentennial the government is buying up local billboards in order to post cringe on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:13:38 GMT

hannah@posts.rat.pictures — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:13:38 GMT

@jalefkowit hold on are you saying that we shouldn’t be building the world‘s largest and stupidest looking triumphal arch

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nini@oldbytes.space — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:13:16 GMT

@hannah "Aren't we great? Yeah, we're so great.... hey, did you see how we did this? It's great isn't it? Please tell us we're great cuz like... we don't need to hear it or anything but we like to know yknow."

Reply to In honor of the semiquincentennial the government is buying up local billboards in order to post cringe on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:08:48 GMT

jalefkowit@vmst.io — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:08:48 GMT

@hannah Extra saucy ending it with "the title remains ours" as we are busy getting humiliated in the Persian Gulf

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cb@social.treehouse.systems — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:03:24 GMT

@hannah guess they lost a home game in 1812

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taq@thicc.horse — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:02:48 GMT

@hannah that's funny, I thought the greatest* army the world has ever known has had a hundred year losing streak and is keeping it going

* most American

Reply to In honor of the semiquincentennial the government is buying up local billboards in order to post cringe on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:02:37 GMT

hannah@posts.rat.pictures — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:02:37 GMT

@jalefkowit that one is so funny because it’s like “defeating Empire: good. Becoming Empire: also good”

Reply to In honor of the semiquincentennial the government is buying up local billboards in order to post cringe on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:01:35 GMT

jalefkowit@vmst.io — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:01:35 GMT

@hannah "A ragtag group of farmers and tradesmen came together to defeat the greatest military the world had ever known." Finally, Vietnam gets the recognition it deserves

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radicalrobit@laserdisc.party — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 15:01:29 GMT

@hannah Podcaster government