<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Why not just feed humans into data centers directly and avoid all the messiness?]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Why not just feed humans into data centers directly and avoid all the messiness?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" rel="tag">#<span>comedy</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/c3a0864b-ca9e-44b7-9bb2-8996a88b1d5b/why-not-just-feed-humans-into-data-centers-directly-and-avoid-all-the-messiness</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 14:32:02 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/c3a0864b-ca9e-44b7-9bb2-8996a88b1d5b.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 14:57:05 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Why not just feed humans into data centers directly and avoid all the messiness? on Sun, 17 May 2026 15:47:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/paninid%40mastodon.world">@<span>paninid</span></a></span> </p><p>That comes in Phase Two.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alexadeswift/statuses/116590697016826553</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alexadeswift/statuses/116590697016826553</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 15:47:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Why not just feed humans into data centers directly and avoid all the messiness? on Sun, 17 May 2026 15:39:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/paninid%40mastodon.world">@<span>paninid</span></a></span> that's the kind of thinking i generally support.</p><p>My Idea is: why not directly give everything to the filthy rich, that way we could save us all this economy and work charade, BS and everything probably saving a lot of time and hustle.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/rhold/statuses/116590663671522065</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/rhold/statuses/116590663671522065</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rhold@norden.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 15:39:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Why not just feed humans into data centers directly and avoid all the messiness? on Sun, 17 May 2026 15:35:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jaykass%40mastodon.online">@<span>jaykass</span></a></span></p>

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