<![CDATA[The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child...]]>The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child...

"Mom, I threw up."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/c04e7625-5259-4317-91f0-28b28f778614/the-four-words-that-no-parent-ever-wants-to-hear-from-their-child...RSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 04:15:00 GMTSun, 19 Apr 2026 13:05:45 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child... on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 16:56:43 GMT]]>@twipped The scene which greeted me was, I imagine, similar to the cleanup job they faced after shooting that scene in The Omen.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/anxiousmac/statuses/116432424383295523https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/anxiousmac/statuses/116432424383295523Sun, 19 Apr 2026 16:56:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child... on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 16:33:35 GMT]]>@anxiousmac she did! Thankfully champ got it all into the bucket, he just needed a new shirt

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://twipped.social/users/twipped/statuses/116432333391963501https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://twipped.social/users/twipped/statuses/116432333391963501Sun, 19 Apr 2026 16:33:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child... on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 16:33:03 GMT]]>@Ashmire @benroyce ah, yes, we also have a dog that was never fully house trained 😭

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://twipped.social/users/twipped/statuses/116432331318421391https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://twipped.social/users/twipped/statuses/116432331318421391Sun, 19 Apr 2026 16:33:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child... on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:24:00 GMT]]>@twipped Particularly if your partner has slept through the announcement. True story.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/anxiousmac/statuses/116432059818411770https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/anxiousmac/statuses/116432059818411770Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:24:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child... on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:19:57 GMT]]>@Ashmire @twipped

oof!

the joys of encyclopedic knowledge of cleaning products

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116432043858166859https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116432043858166859Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:19:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child... on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:15:52 GMT]]>@benroyce @twipped I've been having a little of that lately myself, as I hadn't realized when I adopted my current dog that he'd apparently been kept entirely outdoors and never fully house-trained. 🫤

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://pagan.plus/users/Ashmire/statuses/116432027804107681https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://pagan.plus/users/Ashmire/statuses/116432027804107681Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:15:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child... on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:04:42 GMT]]>@Ashmire @twipped

sounds that lead right to the fear center of the brain

for me it's discovering things days later in corners of the house mostly unvisited by humans. all of existence becomes dread 🤣

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116431983887073044https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116431983887073044Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:04:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child... on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:03:19 GMT]]>@benroyce @twipped I had one once who would announce she was about to puke with a weird little string of rhythmic yowls that reminded me of some kind of prayer chant. It sounded almost pretty until I realized what it meant.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://pagan.plus/users/Ashmire/statuses/116431978475835670https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://pagan.plus/users/Ashmire/statuses/116431978475835670Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:03:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child... on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:02:04 GMT]]>@twipped but how can we say good bye to someone who has been with us for our whole lives by dean lewis my best singer and i think he was true 100 percent

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Joshua344/statuses/116431973566550000https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Joshua344/statuses/116431973566550000Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:02:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child... on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 14:57:40 GMT]]>@twipped Again, they should be rewarded for telling you. You don't want to frighten them into running away and not telling you next time.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/TimWardCam/statuses/116431956214630598https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/TimWardCam/statuses/116431956214630598Sun, 19 Apr 2026 14:57:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child... on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 14:57:15 GMT]]>@twipped esp in a taxi

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toolsforthought.social/users/billseitz/statuses/116431954611451488https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toolsforthought.social/users/billseitz/statuses/116431954611451488Sun, 19 Apr 2026 14:57:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child... on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 14:56:55 GMT]]>@twipped

if you own a cat you get the same, uh, benefits, but they don't even tell you

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116431953296463065https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116431953296463065Sun, 19 Apr 2026 14:56:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The four words that no parent ever wants to hear from their child... on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 13:07:28 GMT]]>@twipped awwww poor kiddo

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://queer.garden/users/zigg/statuses/116431522892643046https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://queer.garden/users/zigg/statuses/116431522892643046Sun, 19 Apr 2026 13:07:28 GMT