<![CDATA[Every cybersecurity vendor makes the same promises so you should base your decision on the following parameters:]]>

<![CDATA[Every cybersecurity vendor makes the same promises so you should base your decision on the following parameters:]]>Every cybersecurity vendor makes the same promises so you should base your decision on the following parameters:

1.Who has the coolest swag.
2.Which account reps flirt with you the hardest.
3.Who ponies up for the fanciest lunch.
4.Who has access to the better tee times.
5.Quality of drugs.
6.Most sci-fi looking dashboard.
7.How AI foward are they?
8.Did they bring up Israel?
9.Bacon.

Follow this thought process and you'll be on the fast track to management!

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