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<div class="row mt-3"><div class="col-12 mt-3"><img class="img-thumbnail" src="https://cdn.masto.host/mastodonart/media_attachments/files/116/623/555/258/409/947/original/eee942c5633510f3.jpeg" alt="Link Preview Image" /></div></div>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/b50be8bf-c546-4f0b-9794-7b663e737174/if-procrastinating-was-an-olympic-sport-i-d-have-all-the-medals</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 13:03:01 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/b50be8bf-c546-4f0b-9794-7b663e737174.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2026 11:08:44 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If procrastinating was an olympic sport, I&#x27;d have ALL the medals 😂 on Sat, 23 May 2026 15:47:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/nickeast_indiewriter%40mastodon.art">@<span>NickEast_IndieWriter</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/galacticwriters%40fedigroups.social">@<span>galacticwriters</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/">@<span>writers</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://lemmy.world/u/books">@<span>books</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://lemmy.world/u/fantasy">@<span>fantasy</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/bookstodon%40fedigroups.social">@<span>bookstodon</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/joinin%40fedigroups.social">@<span>joinin</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/writingbooks%40fedigroups.social">@<span>writingbooks</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/">@<span>keepwriting</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/humor%40fedigroups.social">@<span>humor@fedigroups.social</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/">@<span>humor@lemmy.world</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/">@<span>aiop</span></a></span> </p><p>Done. I now have the joy over the next two days of realising that the essay is a fœtid heap of dingo's kidneys but knowing it's too late to change anything substantial. At least it will be over. There's no pleasure in writing except having done it, and then it's better not to think too much about what you've written.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/riggbeck/statuses/116624670873045119</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/riggbeck/statuses/116624670873045119</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[riggbeck@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2026 15:47:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If procrastinating was an olympic sport, I&#x27;d have ALL the medals 😂 on Sat, 23 May 2026 14:50:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/nickeast_indiewriter%40mastodon.art">@<span>NickEast_IndieWriter</span></a></span> me too</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/hacknorris/statuses/116624447148196285</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/hacknorris/statuses/116624447148196285</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hacknorris@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2026 14:50:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If procrastinating was an olympic sport, I&#x27;d have ALL the medals 😂 on Sat, 23 May 2026 11:19:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/nickeast_indiewriter%40mastodon.art">@<span>NickEast_IndieWriter</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/galacticwriters%40fedigroups.social">@<span>galacticwriters</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://lemmy.world/c/writers">@<span>writers</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://lemmy.world/u/books">@<span>books</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://lemmy.world/u/fantasy">@<span>fantasy</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/bookstodon%40fedigroups.social">@<span>bookstodon</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/joinin%40fedigroups.social">@<span>joinin</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://fedigroups.social/@writingbooks">@<span>writingbooks</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://lemmy.world/c/keepwriting">@<span>keepwriting</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/humor%40fedigroups.social">@<span>humor@fedigroups.social</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/">@<span>humor@lemmy.world</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/">@<span>aiop</span></a></span> </p><p>My version. I have the last 400 words to write on a final exam paper. It has to be handed in on Tuesday. Realistically, I have to finish it today, to allow time for review, final edit, and fixing the references. How long have I spent on Mastodon this morning? Really, I have to go.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/riggbeck/statuses/116623615144755719</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/riggbeck/statuses/116623615144755719</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[riggbeck@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2026 11:19:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If procrastinating was an olympic sport, I&#x27;d have ALL the medals 😂 on Sat, 23 May 2026 11:14:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sothach%40mastodon.ie">@<span>sothach</span></a></span> Touché looks like I'm going to need some performance reducing drugs <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f914.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--thinking_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤔" alt="🤔" /> <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.art/users/NickEast_IndieWriter/statuses/116623597088080512</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.art/users/NickEast_IndieWriter/statuses/116623597088080512</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nickeast_indiewriter@mastodon.art]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2026 11:14:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If procrastinating was an olympic sport, I&#x27;d have ALL the medals 😂 on Sat, 23 May 2026 11:11:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/nickeast_indiewriter%40mastodon.art">@<span>NickEast_IndieWriter</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/galacticwriters%40fedigroups.social">@<span>galacticwriters</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://lemmy.world/c/writers">@<span>writers</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://lemmy.world/u/books">@<span>books</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://lemmy.world/u/fantasy">@<span>fantasy</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/bookstodon%40fedigroups.social">@<span>bookstodon</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/joinin%40fedigroups.social">@<span>joinin</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://fedigroups.social/@writingbooks">@<span>writingbooks</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://lemmy.world/c/keepwriting">@<span>keepwriting</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/humor%40fedigroups.social">@<span>humor@fedigroups.social</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/">@<span>humor@lemmy.world</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/">@<span>aiop</span></a></span> <br />Well, you'd win all the medals at the NEXT Olympics, for sure.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/sothach/statuses/116623586376782268</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/sothach/statuses/116623586376782268</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sothach@mastodon.ie]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2026 11:11:44 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>