<![CDATA[JUST FUCKING OPEN THE STRAIT]]>JUST FUCKING OPEN THE STRAIT

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/aec0b2a9-779f-45c1-8cfb-782a0bf47e1d/just-fucking-open-the-straitRSS for NodeThu, 30 Apr 2026 13:49:44 GMTMon, 06 Apr 2026 20:00:10 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to JUST FUCKING OPEN THE STRAIT on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:37:02 GMT]]>@jmcrookston

Ya gotta thank them for their attention to this matter. Otherwise it don't mean a thing.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.space/users/CppGuy/statuses/116359680663918264https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.space/users/CppGuy/statuses/116359680663918264Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:37:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to JUST FUCKING OPEN THE STRAIT on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:36:11 GMT]]>Maybe I need a strong meme here. Hmm. Like a war meme.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359677295156229https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359677295156229Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:36:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to JUST FUCKING OPEN THE STRAIT on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:32:31 GMT]]>I mean I even used caps. But I didn't use multiple ! Hmmm. Maybe that was a mistake.

What's that thing called anyway? Ah, who cares. I got a war to end.

God I'm so mad at the Iranians look what they did.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359662915759713https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359662915759713Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:32:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to JUST FUCKING OPEN THE STRAIT on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:29:30 GMT]]>You know what? I think that first post would work if everyone would boost it. I'm pretty sure that's what's missing here.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359651017947480https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359651017947480Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:29:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to JUST FUCKING OPEN THE STRAIT on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:28:35 GMT]]>Well, if the president gets tired of how this is going he can have Rubio arrange him a rally and then he can make a joke about being the worst president ever.

But not mean it because it's a joke.

On the bright side, nobody is thinking about the Epstein files right now, so ...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359647405478004https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359647405478004Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:28:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to JUST FUCKING OPEN THE STRAIT on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:20:59 GMT]]>I guess the President can always put tariffs of 100% on them and then raise the tariffs to 200%. If that doesn't work, they can go to 300%.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359617515205767https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359617515205767Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:20:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to JUST FUCKING OPEN THE STRAIT on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:17:53 GMT]]>God, Presidenting is so hard. I thought it would be more like a bunch of 9 pm social posts and then a lot of dinners with donors and a rally speech once in awhile.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359605352403433https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359605352403433Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:17:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to JUST FUCKING OPEN THE STRAIT on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:12:12 GMT]]>I guess if you're president you can also sign an executive order. I mean you can have your auto pen sign an executive order.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359582998873045https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359582998873045Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:12:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to JUST FUCKING OPEN THE STRAIT on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:05:20 GMT]]>So do I have to do more than social media posts here?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359556007330661https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359556007330661Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:05:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to JUST FUCKING OPEN THE STRAIT on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:02:25 GMT]]>Honestly, I'm surprised that didn't work to end a war.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359544519224810https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359544519224810Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:02:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to JUST FUCKING OPEN THE STRAIT on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:00:27 GMT]]>Did that work? It was cheap so I figured to have a go.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359536775469237https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmcrookston/statuses/116359536775469237Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:00:27 GMT