<![CDATA[Breaking: John Ternus will become the new Status Quo Maintainer at Apple, while Tim Cook will shift into a full-time Trump Ass-Kisser role]]>

<![CDATA[Breaking: John Ternus will become the new Status Quo Maintainer at Apple, while Tim Cook will shift into a full-time Trump Ass-Kisser role]]>Breaking: John Ternus will become the new Status Quo Maintainer at Apple, while Tim Cook will shift into a full-time Trump Ass-Kisser role

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/aeaa540b-4e6e-4e00-8d5d-857e8cffeaaa/breaking-john-ternus-will-become-the-new-status-quo-maintainer-at-apple-while-tim-cook-will-shift-into-a-full-time-trump-ass-kisser-roleRSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 01:43:21 GMTTue, 21 Apr 2026 13:46:44 GMT60