<![CDATA[LinkedIn shitposter: "I invented Clawpilot as a parody of Microsoft's AI strategy."]]>LinkedIn shitposter: "I invented Clawpilot as a parody of Microsoft's AI strategy."

Microsoft: At long last, we have created the Clawpilot from the classic shitpost "Microsoft will pivot from Copilot to Clawpilot".

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"Claw" is the new "vibe". So, you can be sure we'll see Microsoft introduce this term into its product marketing, one way or another.🦀 But they need to act fast, because if you search for… | Jukka Niiranen | 42 comments

"Claw" is the new "vibe". So, you can be sure we'll see Microsoft introduce this term into its product marketing, one way or another.🦀 But they need to act fast, because if you search for "clawpilot" there's already a bunch of OpenClaw related projects and services. Including hosted OpenClaw instances, of course. Maybe they could rename Microsoft Agent 365 to Microsoft Claw 365? If Satya isn't yet ready to declare his org "The Clawpilot Company" just yet. Any other branding ideas? | 42 comments on LinkedIn

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Project Lobster - Week 1 Update

Two weeks ago, I wrote about how a personal AI assistant project got me a new job at Microsoft. Today I want to share what happened next.

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One for Pivot To AI, @davidgerard

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/jukkan/statuses/116452810742779110https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/jukkan/statuses/116452810742779110Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:21:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to LinkedIn shitposter: "I invented Clawpilot as a parody of Microsoft's AI strategy." on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:20:18 GMT]]>@jukkan @davidgerard I love it. Claw it, in fact.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115646480131400237/statuses/116452807073499309https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115646480131400237/statuses/116452807073499309Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:20:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to LinkedIn shitposter: "I invented Clawpilot as a parody of Microsoft's AI strategy." on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:11:41 GMT]]>@jukkan @davidgerard all this 'patchwork vibecoding' is gonna end up bad in the future..

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Dennisqr/statuses/116452773188492181https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Dennisqr/statuses/116452773188492181Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:11:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to LinkedIn shitposter: "I invented Clawpilot as a parody of Microsoft's AI strategy." on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:02:49 GMT]]>@jukkan @davidgerard I already stumble at "Ocean 11". Either he's thinking of additional bodies of water, which to be fair, is nice sci-fi, or he's sloppy and careless in his communications. I'm pretty sure the "'s" played a significant role in the movie(s, both of them).

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/henryk/statuses/116452738270805225https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/henryk/statuses/116452738270805225Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:02:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to LinkedIn shitposter: "I invented Clawpilot as a parody of Microsoft's AI strategy." on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 06:42:54 GMT]]>@jukkan @davidgerard ahhyes! the ouroburos!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116452660007078020https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116452660007078020Thu, 23 Apr 2026 06:42:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to LinkedIn shitposter: "I invented Clawpilot as a parody of Microsoft's AI strategy." on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:27:53 GMT]]>@jukkan
@davidgerard

Doesn't anyone think of all the honest, hard-working people, whose jobs are becoming obsolete and who are loosing their jobs because of all this AI craze?

I mean, how can they possbly keep up with all this?!?? All those poets and stand-up comedians, when reality overtakes brain farts the next day?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/vampirdaddy/statuses/116452365024614561https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/vampirdaddy/statuses/116452365024614561Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:27:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to LinkedIn shitposter: "I invented Clawpilot as a parody of Microsoft's AI strategy." on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 04:51:21 GMT]]>To celebrate Microsoft turning my Clawpilot concept into an actual thing used inside MS, here's a gift link to my analysis about the tension between "security first" enterprise offering like Agent 365 vs. "move fast & ignore previous instructions" ideology of OpenClaw:

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The Claw of unintended consequences

BYOC - "Bring Your OpenClaw". That is the approach Microsoft is now applauding with one hand, while trying to embrace security with the other.

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/jukkan/statuses/116452221324546115https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/jukkan/statuses/116452221324546115Thu, 23 Apr 2026 04:51:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to LinkedIn shitposter: "I invented Clawpilot as a parody of Microsoft's AI strategy." on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 17:59:22 GMT]]>If you're wondering who Omar is, he's the former CVP of Microsoft Word who vibe-coded a home automation integration to OpenClaw and then posted the entire blueprint online. Because "security first" is the MS org priority. Except for senior leaders, then you can just totally do batshit crazy stuff and get promoted from it.

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“OpenClaw, open the front door”

The 84-Day Arc from Weekend Project to Weaponized Infrastructure. Why warnings aren’t stopping OpenClaw enthusiasts from giving AI agents the keys to everything.

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/jukkan/statuses/116449657659342767https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/jukkan/statuses/116449657659342767Wed, 22 Apr 2026 17:59:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to LinkedIn shitposter: "I invented Clawpilot as a parody of Microsoft's AI strategy." on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 17:49:03 GMT]]>Also, Microsoft has officially forked OpenClaw and says it will contribute back to the repo.

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GitHub - microsoft/openclaw: Your own personal AI assistant. Any OS. Any Platform. The lobster way. 🦞

Your own personal AI assistant. Any OS. Any Platform. The lobster way. 🦞 - GitHub - microsoft/openclaw: Your own personal AI assistant. Any OS. Any Platform. The lobster way. 🦞

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