<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Me: I&#x27;m not coming in to work today.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Me: I'm not coming in to work today. <br />Boss: Are you sick?<br />Me:  No, I'm in a great mood, and I just don't want to ruin it.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/adbae8c8-d3ff-43d5-9200-ab2872b9c9da/me-i-m-not-coming-in-to-work-today.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 10:04:12 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/adbae8c8-d3ff-43d5-9200-ab2872b9c9da.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 05:43:10 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Me: I&#x27;m not coming in to work today. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:10:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/granvegas%40mastodon.social">@<span>GranVegas</span></a></span> <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/kibcol1049/statuses/116443330943281480</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/kibcol1049/statuses/116443330943281480</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kibcol1049@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:10:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Me: I&#x27;m not coming in to work today. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:05:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/kibcol1049%40mstdn.social">@<span>kibcol1049</span></a></span> <br />Me: I can't make it in today boss. I've got Opthamalglutteitis.</p><p>Boss: What's that?</p><p>Me: I can't see my ass coming in today. <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f601.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--grin" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😁" alt="😁" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GranVegas/statuses/116443309903930845</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GranVegas/statuses/116443309903930845</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[granvegas@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:05:03 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>