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<p class="card-text line-clamp-3">Jerry Murrell seemingly alluded to healthcare CEO killing when he explained giving bonus to workers after bungled promotion</p>
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<p class="card-text line-clamp-3">NEW YORK—A massive employee backlash over low wages and increased workload was narrowly averted this week when company management arranged to have eight large pizzas delivered to the design firm Cobalt Media, instantly quelling months of mounting resentment and dissatisfaction.</p>
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