<![CDATA[BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing]]>BRUCE WILLIS
The Return Of Bruno
1987 Canada pressing

The UNDISPUTED champion of bad celebrity albums.
And I don’t think it’s particularly close.

It’s a game my followers and I have been playing since I started this MASTO.
If you have any awful celebrity albums in your collection (or you see one out in the wild), take a picture and @ me, so we can be miserable TOGETHER. πŸ˜‚

My son saw this in my collection this morning and asked me β€œWait…Dad… is that John McClane?!?! He made an album?!??”

Yes, son.
He made an album.
A few, actually.

And son… the awful terrorist acts committed by Hans Gruber and his men that fateful night in Los Angeles at Nakatomi Plaza PALE in comparison to the terrorism contained on this record.

The first thing that most rich white people do when they attempt to play blues is suck all the feeling, meaning and soul out of it.

Yippie kay-yay motherfucker.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/a4727c2c-cfa1-4e12-bb21-046c884a07ac/bruce-willisthe-return-of-bruno1987-canada-pressingRSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 18:46:32 GMTSun, 29 Mar 2026 02:11:48 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 17:21:07 GMT]]>@wobs πŸ˜‚
Yup. It sure was.
And yup.
It sure is.
πŸ˜‚

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116313611808029268https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116313611808029268Sun, 29 Mar 2026 17:21:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:42:23 GMT]]>@TheVinylApe Hold up... this was released on Motown?!?

Cocaine's one helluva drug.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://heads.social/users/wobs/statuses/116312515740051229https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://heads.social/users/wobs/statuses/116312515740051229Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:42:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 07:05:24 GMT]]>@TheVinylApe @retrosponge Also, tell me you're in media outside of here. You *have* to be. You must. Regardless, I'm thrilled I've found you here and get to benefit from your intellectual and shenanigous insights. πŸ§ πŸ«€β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/ap/users/116237846030912935/statuses/116311190685139973https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/ap/users/116237846030912935/statuses/116311190685139973Sun, 29 Mar 2026 07:05:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 07:00:44 GMT]]>@TheVinylApe @retrosponge Holy Smokes. Just listened to A Little Luck a couple times - someone uploaded from their vinyl, and after I were done singing along, I marveled? at the fact of listening online to a 'copy' of a pressed recording... πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«
Love E.G. Daily.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/ap/users/116237846030912935/statuses/116311172321809886https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/ap/users/116237846030912935/statuses/116311172321809886Sun, 29 Mar 2026 07:00:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:55:18 GMT]]>@TheVinylApe @retrosponge Love Love Love!! 🀘🏽🀘🏽🀘🏽🀘🏽🀘🏽

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/ap/users/116237846030912935/statuses/116311150978955609https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/ap/users/116237846030912935/statuses/116311150978955609Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:55:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:20:19 GMT]]>@TheVinylApe @VenusianMars I love itπŸ˜‚

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/retrosponge/statuses/116311013396557932https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/retrosponge/statuses/116311013396557932Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:20:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:19:29 GMT]]>@retrosponge @VenusianMars well over 100 for me.
Clearly. πŸ˜‚

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116311010129572766https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116311010129572766Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:19:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:18:25 GMT]]>@retrosponge @VenusianMars

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116311005956585709https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116311005956585709Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:18:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:13:43 GMT]]>@TheVinylApe @VenusianMars I have no idea how many times I've seen that movie, but it's well, well into double figures.

Watched it again just last year.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/retrosponge/statuses/116310987442399759https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/retrosponge/statuses/116310987442399759Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:13:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:13:08 GMT]]>@retrosponge @VenusianMars πŸ˜‚
πŸ˜‚

β€œWait a minute!!!! Hold on a second….. SNIIIFFFFFFFF.. THIS IS PURE SNOW!!! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?!?!”

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116310985162280166https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116310985162280166Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:13:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:09:35 GMT]]>@TheVinylApe @VenusianMars Excellent!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/retrosponge/statuses/116310971218536082https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/retrosponge/statuses/116310971218536082Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:09:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:09:28 GMT]]>@TheVinylApe @VenusianMars "I think I froze the left half of my brain. Look, I can't move my right arm."

Also, "Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn." πŸ˜‚

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/retrosponge/statuses/116310970728695559https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/retrosponge/statuses/116310970728695559Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:09:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:08:22 GMT]]>@VenusianMars @retrosponge

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116310966403993384https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116310966403993384Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:08:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:06:28 GMT]]>@VenusianMars @retrosponge Curtis!!!!
Curtis Armstrong is the man!

β€œWell… you’ll make a fine little helper. What’s your name?”

β€œCharles Demar.”

β€œShut up geek.”

Dude is great in everything he’s in.

Underrated and underrated in the show NEW GIRL.

β€œIm only into Asian girls.”

πŸ˜‚

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116310958935457059https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116310958935457059Sun, 29 Mar 2026 06:06:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 05:53:01 GMT]]>@VenusianMars @TheVinylApe YES! First CD I ever bought online was the Better Off Dead soundtrack.

Love that movie.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/retrosponge/statuses/116310906099745998https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/retrosponge/statuses/116310906099745998Sun, 29 Mar 2026 05:53:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 05:52:13 GMT]]>@TheVinylApe @retrosponge

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† Speaking of Moonlighting, how are you with Curtis Armstrong? Segueing back to music, he's in the movie Better Off Dead which has a soundtrack I adore. Thoughts?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/ap/users/116237846030912935/statuses/116310902908168227https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/ap/users/116237846030912935/statuses/116310902908168227Sun, 29 Mar 2026 05:52:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 05:19:13 GMT]]>@VenusianMars @retrosponge I LOVED MOONLIGHTING, dude.

But THIS?!??

Not so much.

πŸ˜‚

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116310773154880106https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116310773154880106Sun, 29 Mar 2026 05:19:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 05:18:13 GMT]]>@donutage πŸ˜‚
I get it man.
Next up : Pauly Shore Rotary.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116310769222103564https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116310769222103564Sun, 29 Mar 2026 05:18:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 05:16:58 GMT]]>@retrosponge @TheVinylApe I sincerely don't recall if I even heard the entire album, so certainly don't recall much of it exactly, but, I remember being thrilled that this actor I dug also "played harmonica?! and was singing?! and doing gigs or some something?!!" Ha Ha Ha! I was a very sheltered child and HBO (cable tv) *taught* me/brought me A Lot of things. 🀷

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/ap/users/116237846030912935/statuses/116310764299244746https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/ap/users/116237846030912935/statuses/116310764299244746Sun, 29 Mar 2026 05:16:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 05:16:42 GMT]]>@mook 1,000,000% YES.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116310763289969997https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/TheVinylApe/statuses/116310763289969997Sun, 29 Mar 2026 05:16:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 02:56:20 GMT]]>@TheVinylApe Remember how upset I was about the Jon Bon Jovi rest stop? I am only slightly less mortified that Bruce Willis has ALSO been honored with a Garden State Parkway rest stop named after him.

There was a time when getting a rest stop named after you MEANT something in this state: Walt Whitman, Clara Barton, Admiral William H. Halsey, Jr. we sully these titans' memory by lumping such Johnny-come-latelies in with them.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/donutage/statuses/116310211298603444https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/donutage/statuses/116310211298603444Sun, 29 Mar 2026 02:56:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 02:28:03 GMT]]>@TheVinylApe@cupoftea.social I often defend Bruce Willis the actor as he was capable of great emotional subtlety, but this is indefensible

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://possum.city/notes/akepejm92xfx06hxhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://possum.city/notes/akepejm92xfx06hxSun, 29 Mar 2026 02:28:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to BRUCE WILLISThe Return Of Bruno1987 Canada pressing on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 02:26:27 GMT]]>@TheVinylApe I will fight you! πŸ˜‚

I unironcally love that album. I still remember exactly where I bought it. Yeah, it's all cover versions and stuff, but Bruce freakin' owned as Bruno.

I was obsessed with Moonlighting and that album hit at the perfect time in the UK.

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