<![CDATA[If you ever really want to make a rabbit happy, forget the whole 'rabbits love carrots!' shit and wave a banana at the little bastard]]>If you ever really want to make a rabbit happy, forget the whole 'rabbits love carrots!' shit and wave a banana at the little bastard

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/a39674a6-43de-45e4-9bad-ec9bd0655567/if-you-ever-really-want-to-make-a-rabbit-happy-forget-the-whole-rabbits-love-carrots-shit-and-wave-a-banana-at-the-little-bastardRSS for NodeTue, 07 Apr 2026 00:09:50 GMTMon, 30 Mar 2026 19:34:16 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to If you ever really want to make a rabbit happy, forget the whole 'rabbits love carrots!' shit and wave a banana at the little bastard on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 22:46:25 GMT]]>@babe

This!

Many of our buns, when eating banana, were so enthusiastic about it that their butts would twitch in time with their chewing. Not George; maybe he's just too big.

Anyone else ever noticed this?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/cazabon/statuses/116320553212568698https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/cazabon/statuses/116320553212568698Mon, 30 Mar 2026 22:46:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you ever really want to make a rabbit happy, forget the whole 'rabbits love carrots!' shit and wave a banana at the little bastard on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 20:44:56 GMT]]>@babe though weirdly my mom’s bunnies don’t seem to care for them

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/cinebox/statuses/116320075516088849https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/cinebox/statuses/116320075516088849Mon, 30 Mar 2026 20:44:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you ever really want to make a rabbit happy, forget the whole 'rabbits love carrots!' shit and wave a banana at the little bastard on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 20:04:12 GMT]]>@babe used parsley for instant trust with a friends bun. Will have to remember bananas work as well.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Officeplant/statuses/116319915349656658https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Officeplant/statuses/116319915349656658Mon, 30 Mar 2026 20:04:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you ever really want to make a rabbit happy, forget the whole 'rabbits love carrots!' shit and wave a banana at the little bastard on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:54:03 GMT]]>@babe slippers don't usually bite that much tho.
Warm applesauce was the ultimate magnet for mine. Fur torpedo.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/smellsofbikes/statuses/116319875443636795https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/smellsofbikes/statuses/116319875443636795Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:54:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you ever really want to make a rabbit happy, forget the whole 'rabbits love carrots!' shit and wave a banana at the little bastard on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:52:42 GMT]]>@babe

Tangential note--alligators love marshmallows.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://autistics.life/users/Uair/statuses/116319870165087516https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://autistics.life/users/Uair/statuses/116319870165087516Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:52:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you ever really want to make a rabbit happy, forget the whole 'rabbits love carrots!' shit and wave a banana at the little bastard on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:51:11 GMT]]>@babe Jenkins will be a total loaf, asleep in his favourite cardboard box, won't move a muscle as we walk around.

Then I peel a banana...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/miffyhelen/statuses/116319864205215613https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/miffyhelen/statuses/116319864205215613Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:51:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you ever really want to make a rabbit happy, forget the whole 'rabbits love carrots!' shit and wave a banana at the little bastard on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:50:22 GMT]]>Chased out my own room by a sentient slipper ffs

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://glitterkitten.co.uk/users/babe/statuses/116319861000738925https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://glitterkitten.co.uk/users/babe/statuses/116319861000738925Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:50:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you ever really want to make a rabbit happy, forget the whole 'rabbits love carrots!' shit and wave a banana at the little bastard on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:40:54 GMT]]>@babe were you ambushed by a bunny who ran off with half your banana?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.nu/users/bigpawedbear/statuses/116319823739355489https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.nu/users/bigpawedbear/statuses/116319823739355489Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:40:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If you ever really want to make a rabbit happy, forget the whole 'rabbits love carrots!' shit and wave a banana at the little bastard on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:34:56 GMT]]>Inversely however, it's not wise to eat them yourself in their presence and also send help

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://glitterkitten.co.uk/users/babe/statuses/116319800283642231https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://glitterkitten.co.uk/users/babe/statuses/116319800283642231Mon, 30 Mar 2026 19:34:56 GMT