<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Crying-as-a-Service 😭]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Crying-as-a-Service <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62d.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sob" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😭" alt="😭" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/a29bf5e1-09a5-4a29-a273-728514491c8c/crying-as-a-service</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 02:15:53 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/a29bf5e1-09a5-4a29-a273-728514491c8c.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 14:08:16 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 15:06:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/catsalad%40infosec.exchange">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> Pretty sure that market has sever oversupply issues</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tkissing/statuses/116539573692902736</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tkissing/statuses/116539573692902736</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[tkissing@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 15:06:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 15:04:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/catsalad%40infosec.exchange">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> yo this is actually a thing in the Philippines x3</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/riamaria/statuses/116539566126441078</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/riamaria/statuses/116539566126441078</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[riamaria@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 15:04:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 14:47:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/nanianmichaels%40tech.lgbt">@<span>nanianmichaels</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/pa%40hachyderm.io">@<span>pa</span></a></span> "In ancient Egypt, the mourners would be making an ostentatious display of grief which included tearing at dishevelled hair, loud wailing, beating of exposed breasts, and smearing the body with dirt." </p><p>Guess I should hire a few when my mother dies.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.eu/users/rhelune/statuses/116539501398480975</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.eu/users/rhelune/statuses/116539501398480975</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rhelune@todon.eu]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 14:47:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 14:45:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/catsalad%40infosec.exchange">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> Poor Catsy <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pat" rel="tag">#<span>pat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/skritch" rel="tag">#<span>skritch</span></a> <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60a.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--blush" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😊" alt="😊" /> <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/2764.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--heart" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="❤" alt="❤" />️ <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f431.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--cat" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🐱" alt="🐱" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/weezmgk/statuses/116539494128141444</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/weezmgk/statuses/116539494128141444</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[weezmgk@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 14:45:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 14:39:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/weezmgk%40mastodon.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>weezmgk</span></a></span> Yeah. It's easy for me to cry.</p><p>All I have to do is think about only having 2 hands while the world has so many kitties! <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62d.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sob" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😭" alt="😭" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62d.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sob" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😭" alt="😭" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62d.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sob" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😭" alt="😭" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116539467226054728</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116539467226054728</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[catsalad@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 14:39:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 14:32:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/catsalad%40infosec.exchange">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> Are you OK Ms C?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/weezmgk/statuses/116539439648268133</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/weezmgk/statuses/116539439648268133</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[weezmgk@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 14:32:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 14:22:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/pa%40hachyderm.io">@<span>pa</span></a></span> TIL this practice actually has a Wikipedia page! Makes sense it would, I just never had thought about it.</p><p>And that it's been around for A LONG TIME.</p><p>Thank you for this piece of information!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/nanianmichaels/statuses/116539401066685630</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/nanianmichaels/statuses/116539401066685630</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nanianmichaels@tech.lgbt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 14:22:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 14:18:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/pa%40hachyderm.io">@<span>pa</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/catsalad%40infosec.exchange">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> came here to say this.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rohini/statuses/116539387755188711</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rohini/statuses/116539387755188711</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rohini@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 14:18:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 14:17:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/catsalad%40infosec.exchange">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> Actually something that has existed for a long time, believe it or not!</p><p>In Portugal we call them "carpideiras" (because they're usually women), people who traditionally were (are?) hired to mourn people during funeral proceedings.</p><p>In essence, you could (can?) pay people to look sad and cry during the mass preceding the funeral, during the funeral procession, and until the coffin is buried.</p><p>I assume in the olden days they were brought in so that the deceased person would be considered important. In a "Look how many people they touched! There are SO MANY people crying their eyes out because they're gone!" kind of way.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/nanianmichaels/statuses/116539382805521970</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/nanianmichaels/statuses/116539382805521970</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nanianmichaels@tech.lgbt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 14:17:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 14:15:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.schoentoon.com/@schoentoon">@<span>schoentoon</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/catsalad%40infosec.exchange">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> but it is a line item for CaaS providers</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/c0dec0dec0de/statuses/116539373602692048</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/c0dec0dec0de/statuses/116539373602692048</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 14:15:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 14:11:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/catsalad%40infosec.exchange">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> Caas. Almost sounds like Kaas, the Dutch word for cheese. Nothing to cry about in that case.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.schoentoon.com/users/schoentoon/statuses/116539358897274710</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.schoentoon.com/users/schoentoon/statuses/116539358897274710</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[schoentoon@mastodon.schoentoon.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 14:11:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 14:10:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/catsalad%40infosec.exchange">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_mourning" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professi</span><span>onal_mourning</span></a> ?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodontti.fi/users/nihkeys/statuses/116539354255845957</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodontti.fi/users/nihkeys/statuses/116539354255845957</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nihkeys@mastodontti.fi]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 14:10:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 14:09:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/catsalad%40infosec.exchange">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> Just gonna drop this here...<br /><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_mourning" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professi</span><span>onal_mourning</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/pa/statuses/116539351982135882</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/pa/statuses/116539351982135882</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[pa@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 14:09:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crying-as-a-Service 😭 on Fri, 08 May 2026 14:09:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/catsalad%40infosec.exchange">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> I can only imagine the terms and conditions.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.coop/users/Steve/statuses/116539349790402728</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.coop/users/Steve/statuses/116539349790402728</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[steve@social.coop]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 14:09:15 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>