<![CDATA[Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume.]]>Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. Because you have to draw the line somewhere.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/29/cia-official-gold-theft-trial

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/9f461d1f-9cf3-4608-8641-57c19dae14c4/guy-who-took-home-40-million-in-gold-bars-from-cia-office-supply-closet-is-criminally-charged-with-padding-his-resume.RSS for NodeFri, 05 Jun 2026 20:40:36 GMTFri, 29 May 2026 17:48:45 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 20:20:44 GMT]]>@mattblaze @ahimsa_pdx

"David, $40M is a lot in gold bars for a bribe!"

"Jeff, do you know how much it costs to invade a country? BILLIONS! I'm saving the US taxpayers a lot of money with these gold bars!"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/ai6yr/statuses/116659719001395033https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/ai6yr/statuses/116659719001395033Fri, 29 May 2026 20:20:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 20:17:20 GMT]]>@ahimsa_pdx @ai6yr I wonder if his homeowner’s insurance covers gold bars for covert operations. You probably need a fairly expensive rider for that.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://federate.social/users/mattblaze/statuses/116659705652182370https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://federate.social/users/mattblaze/statuses/116659705652182370Fri, 29 May 2026 20:17:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 20:14:17 GMT]]>@mattblaze @ai6yr there are territorial claims on meeting rooms that officially don’t belong to anyone. You book a meeting in someone else’s general vicinity and you might find the meeting room uninvites itself.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/c0dec0dec0de/statuses/116659693624100451https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/c0dec0dec0de/statuses/116659693624100451Fri, 29 May 2026 20:14:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 20:07:48 GMT]]>@ahimsa_pdx @mattblaze "FORM: Which country are these gold bars intended to bribe?"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/ai6yr/statuses/116659668137126046https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/ai6yr/statuses/116659668137126046Fri, 29 May 2026 20:07:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 20:07:48 GMT]]>@scooter @mattblaze @scooter As with so many other things, it’s who you tell the lies to that makes the difference. Lie to foreign spies, the general public, or Congress? Groovy. Lie to the boss? Book ‘em, Danno.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/aprilfollies/statuses/116659668140534354https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/aprilfollies/statuses/116659668140534354Fri, 29 May 2026 20:07:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 20:06:04 GMT]]>@ai6yr @mattblaze

“Rush made several requests ... to obtain a significant quantity of foreign currency and tens of millions of dollars in gold bars for work-related expenses"

Work. Related. Expenses.

Are legitimate requisitions for gold bars so common that this fraudulent request just got lost in the shuffle?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://disabled.social/users/ahimsa_pdx/statuses/116659661328538764https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://disabled.social/users/ahimsa_pdx/statuses/116659661328538764Fri, 29 May 2026 20:06:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 20:04:46 GMT]]>@mattblaze @armb @ai6yr what, like none of you ever shaved a gold bar for exact fare, or price of a good or service, huh.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116659656233886971https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116659656233886971Fri, 29 May 2026 20:04:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 20:00:12 GMT]]>@mattblaze Also, he lied about his identity...isn't that what you're supposed to do in the CIA? Kinda defeats the purpose if you announce that you're a spy...]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://labyrinth.zone/objects/9ea7d444-c700-45e3-be66-f93fec2d20fdhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://labyrinth.zone/objects/9ea7d444-c700-45e3-be66-f93fec2d20fdFri, 29 May 2026 20:00:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:56:06 GMT]]>@mattblaze @ai6yr meanwhile, in the office I work out of there are signs in all of the supply cabinets declaring them to be off-limits to anyone not working on a specific charge code and all but demanding that you stop even looking at the cabinet.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/c0dec0dec0de/statuses/116659622155233333https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/c0dec0dec0de/statuses/116659622155233333Fri, 29 May 2026 19:56:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:55:25 GMT]]>@mattblaze @armb "THE HILTON ONLY TAKES GOLD BARS"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/ai6yr/statuses/116659619487191615https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/ai6yr/statuses/116659619487191615Fri, 29 May 2026 19:55:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:54:47 GMT]]>@mattblaze There is absolutely no way to read the phrase "...discovered missing from an office he used at a government storage space" and NOT picture some guy rolling by with the Ark of the Covenant in a box on a pallet jack.]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://labyrinth.zone/objects/43ce8e1f-3a34-46ec-a438-848aed6015c4https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://labyrinth.zone/objects/43ce8e1f-3a34-46ec-a438-848aed6015c4Fri, 29 May 2026 19:54:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:47:01 GMT]]>@failedLyndonLaRouchite almost certainly. One open question is whether the resume padding was discovered while investigating the gold, or vise versa.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://federate.social/users/mattblaze/statuses/116659586425414489https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://federate.social/users/mattblaze/statuses/116659586425414489Fri, 29 May 2026 19:47:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:44:38 GMT]]>@mattblaze

sigh, this is potentially so bad
indictments can be superseded

the 1st indictment is the easiest to charge, so they can hold him with bail

right ?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/failedLyndonLaRouchite/statuses/116659577074549447https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/failedLyndonLaRouchite/statuses/116659577074549447Fri, 29 May 2026 19:44:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:32:41 GMT]]>@mattblaze @ai6yr
YOUR MOTHER DOES NOT WORK HERE. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE UNWASHED GOLD BARS IN THE SINK.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/ColesStreetPothole/statuses/116659530083367313https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/ColesStreetPothole/statuses/116659530083367313Fri, 29 May 2026 19:32:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:28:12 GMT]]>@mattblaze @CStamp
Is it really stealing if you submitted a reimbursement request?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/Dougfir/statuses/116659512450727989https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/Dougfir/statuses/116659512450727989Fri, 29 May 2026 19:28:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:15:31 GMT]]>@GhostOnTheHalfShell you just know he has a fake handicap parking pass, too.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://federate.social/users/mattblaze/statuses/116659462553543906https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://federate.social/users/mattblaze/statuses/116659462553543906Fri, 29 May 2026 19:15:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:15:20 GMT]]>@ai6yr @mattblaze

Your Honour,

The gold that was found under my bed wasn't stolen. For the good of the CIA, it was being hidden, from being stolen by Trump, his family and friends. Every one knows his gold fetish.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.au/users/SuperMoosie/statuses/116659461860390903https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.au/users/SuperMoosie/statuses/116659461860390903Fri, 29 May 2026 19:15:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:12:50 GMT]]>@mattblaze

And the toilet seat up, of course

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/GhostOnTheHalfShell/statuses/116659452026897869https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/GhostOnTheHalfShell/statuses/116659452026897869Fri, 29 May 2026 19:12:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:07:16 GMT]]>@chronovore @CStamp The CIA supply catalog is probably much more interesting than at most offices. “Who ordered the rocket launcher? And please return my stapler.”

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://federate.social/users/mattblaze/statuses/116659430139723412https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://federate.social/users/mattblaze/statuses/116659430139723412Fri, 29 May 2026 19:07:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:05:12 GMT]]>@chronovore @mattblaze @CStamp I believe I may have discovered the source of the confusion:

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://thepit.social/users/20002ist/statuses/116659422003357395https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://thepit.social/users/20002ist/statuses/116659422003357395Fri, 29 May 2026 19:05:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:00:33 GMT]]>@mattblaze @CStamp "Gold bars?! No, no, no, I said protein bars! We need protein bars. The ones we keep in the staff kitchen. Where did you even get these?"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/chronovore/statuses/116659403696617849https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/chronovore/statuses/116659403696617849Fri, 29 May 2026 19:00:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 19:00:10 GMT]]>@mattblaze LOL. Who sets the bar for what’s enough? 😃

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/CStamp/statuses/116659402240372259https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/CStamp/statuses/116659402240372259Fri, 29 May 2026 19:00:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 18:56:55 GMT]]>@mattblaze @armb @ai6yr This would have been a great strategy for thwarting the MTA token-suckers back in the 1990s.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://thepit.social/users/20002ist/statuses/116659389410768006https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://thepit.social/users/20002ist/statuses/116659389410768006Fri, 29 May 2026 18:56:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. on Fri, 29 May 2026 18:53:45 GMT]]>@mattblaze

I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding.

He probably asked about taking them,
but told he should be barred.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindof.jrconlin.com/users/jrconlin/statuses/01KSTHBMQ2ARFCXZY4Y9P00TS0https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindof.jrconlin.com/users/jrconlin/statuses/01KSTHBMQ2ARFCXZY4Y9P00TS0Fri, 29 May 2026 18:53:45 GMT