The redundancy of “attorney at law” always grates on me.
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The redundancy of “attorney at law” always grates on me. Is there actually anything else you can be an attorney at? “Max Leibman, Attorney at Pizza.”
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The redundancy of “attorney at law” always grates on me. Is there actually anything else you can be an attorney at? “Max Leibman, Attorney at Pizza.”
Me: Now I'm asking you! Colonel Jessup, is Canadian bacon just ham?!
Judge Randolph: You don't have to answer that question!
Jessup: I'll answer the question. You want answers?
Me: I think I'm entitled to it!
Jessup: You want answers?!
Me: I WANT THE TRUTH!!
Jessup: You can't HANDLE the truth! Son, we live in a world that has pizzas, and those pizzas have to be topped by meat. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.
Me: IS CANADIAN BACON JUST HAM?!
Jessup: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS!
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Me: Now I'm asking you! Colonel Jessup, is Canadian bacon just ham?!
Judge Randolph: You don't have to answer that question!
Jessup: I'll answer the question. You want answers?
Me: I think I'm entitled to it!
Jessup: You want answers?!
Me: I WANT THE TRUTH!!
Jessup: You can't HANDLE the truth! Son, we live in a world that has pizzas, and those pizzas have to be topped by meat. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.
Me: IS CANADIAN BACON JUST HAM?!
Jessup: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS!
@maxleibman Canadian here... Sorry to sour the conversation, but it's definitely not ham. "Canadian Bacon" (what Canadians call back bacon) is made from pork loin from the back of the pig, and ham is made from specific parts of the leg, thigh or rump of the pig. Also, the curing process is different.
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@maxleibman Canadian here... Sorry to sour the conversation, but it's definitely not ham. "Canadian Bacon" (what Canadians call back bacon) is made from pork loin from the back of the pig, and ham is made from specific parts of the leg, thigh or rump of the pig. Also, the curing process is different.
@mykl I’m on board. I just needed a pizza-related controversy to make the joke work.
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@mykl I’m on board. I just needed a pizza-related controversy to make the joke work.
@maxleibman Sorry I probably take back bacon a little too seriously.
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@maxleibman Sorry I probably take back bacon a little too seriously.
@mykl @maxleibman
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The redundancy of “attorney at law” always grates on me. Is there actually anything else you can be an attorney at? “Max Leibman, Attorney at Pizza.”
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What about the opposite? Can you be a Plumber at Law?
