<![CDATA[Woo. Don't call AI agents "cron jobs" in a meeting of AI bros.]]>Woo. Don't call AI agents "cron jobs" in a meeting of AI bros. They will throw you out the window like on that one web comic meme.

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PISS (Plagiarized Information Synthesis System)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.nyc/users/draken/statuses/116556453664919362https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.nyc/users/draken/statuses/116556453664919362Mon, 11 May 2026 14:39:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Woo. Don't call AI agents "cron jobs" in a meeting of AI bros. on Mon, 11 May 2026 14:38:19 GMT]]>@Sempf Welp, guess I'm gonna be walking into an AI meeting to loudly yell "CRON JOBS!!"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/lambdacalculus/statuses/116556450972577923https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/lambdacalculus/statuses/116556450972577923Mon, 11 May 2026 14:38:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Woo. Don't call AI agents "cron jobs" in a meeting of AI bros. on Mon, 11 May 2026 14:37:56 GMT]]>@Sempf at least cron jobs are deterministic.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/DaveMWilburn/statuses/116556449502223542https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/DaveMWilburn/statuses/116556449502223542Mon, 11 May 2026 14:37:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Woo. Don't call AI agents "cron jobs" in a meeting of AI bros. on Mon, 11 May 2026 14:37:20 GMT]]>@Sempf duly noted. I will be sure to call them 'shitty cron jobs that will never work reliably.'

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116556447128858420https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116556447128858420Mon, 11 May 2026 14:37:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Woo. Don't call AI agents "cron jobs" in a meeting of AI bros. on Mon, 11 May 2026 14:36:50 GMT]]>@Sempf In a meeting a couple of weeks ago my boss announced we were all going to become versed in "AI Ops." None of us specifically knew WTF that meant, so he described it to us.

When I asked, "So it's basically just automation?" he had to blink a few times and recover before admitting that yeah, that's about it.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/EdCates/statuses/116556445123243362https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/EdCates/statuses/116556445123243362Mon, 11 May 2026 14:36:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Woo. Don't call AI agents "cron jobs" in a meeting of AI bros. on Mon, 11 May 2026 14:34:48 GMT]]>@Sempf @cR0w
Attempting in the wild... please hold.

gets fluffiest hoodie

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116556437185085905https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116556437185085905Mon, 11 May 2026 14:34:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Woo. Don't call AI agents "cron jobs" in a meeting of AI bros. on Mon, 11 May 2026 14:33:10 GMT]]>@jackryder @cR0w

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Sempf/statuses/116556427525248838https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Sempf/statuses/116556427525248838Mon, 11 May 2026 14:32:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Woo. Don't call AI agents "cron jobs" in a meeting of AI bros. on Mon, 11 May 2026 14:30:52 GMT]]>@Sempf worth it

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116556421688533859https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116556421688533859Mon, 11 May 2026 14:30:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Woo. Don't call AI agents "cron jobs" in a meeting of AI bros. on Mon, 11 May 2026 14:30:52 GMT]]>@cR0w @Sempf

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Sempf/statuses/116556417778759099https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Sempf/statuses/116556417778759099Mon, 11 May 2026 14:29:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Woo. Don't call AI agents "cron jobs" in a meeting of AI bros. on Mon, 11 May 2026 14:28:45 GMT]]>@Sempf Guess what I'm doing this week then...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116556413359660879https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/116556413359660879Mon, 11 May 2026 14:28:45 GMT