<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open?]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /></p>

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on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 07:12:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/simonchulse%40mastodon.nz">@<span>SimonCHulse</span></a></span> I've seen similar screwdriver packaging, and no one believes me <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62d.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sob" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😭" alt="😭" /></p><p>Thank you for providing evidence!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.art/users/SuperTaliaDX/statuses/116435789712955092</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.art/users/SuperTaliaDX/statuses/116435789712955092</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[supertaliadx@mastodon.art]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 07:12:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 07:08:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/simonchulse%40mastodon.nz">@<span>SimonCHulse</span></a></span> IT'S GOTTEN WORSE!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mymasto.com/users/VWDasher/statuses/116435775598668612</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mymasto.com/users/VWDasher/statuses/116435775598668612</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[vwdasher@mymasto.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 07:08:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 06:13:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/simonchulse%40mastodon.nz">@<span>SimonCHulse</span></a></span> <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Otttoz/statuses/116435558992015735</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Otttoz/statuses/116435558992015735</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[otttoz@mastodon.uno]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 06:13:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 04:46:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/petraoleum%40cloudisland.nz">@<span>PetraOleum</span></a></span> fortunately I bought it to add to my existing collection of screwdrivers, it was not the first one I bought.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/SimonCHulse/statuses/116435215569775067</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/SimonCHulse/statuses/116435215569775067</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[simonchulse@mastodon.nz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 04:46:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 04:21:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/simonchulse%40mastodon.nz">@<span>SimonCHulse</span></a></span> that feels like it's taking the piss!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cloudisland.nz/users/PetraOleum/statuses/116435116439025500</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cloudisland.nz/users/PetraOleum/statuses/116435116439025500</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[petraoleum@cloudisland.nz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 04:21:21 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>