<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Whenever my husband pisses me off, I give him the &#x27;Shit fork &#x27; to eat with.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Whenever my husband pisses me off, I give him the 'Shit fork ' to eat with. He mentions how much he hates it every time he gets it. We don't know where it came from but it just sits there in the cutlery drawer being shit.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/8ba481fb-8dac-4f1d-8db0-3422c25155a2/whenever-my-husband-pisses-me-off-i-give-him-the-shit-fork-to-eat-with.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 13:47:13 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/8ba481fb-8dac-4f1d-8db0-3422c25155a2.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 10:20:05 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Whenever my husband pisses me off, I give him the &#x27;Shit fork &#x27; to eat with. on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 10:46:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> Marital guerrilla warfare. Hadn't seen any come by for at least 36 hours.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Eetschrijver/statuses/116419643707435572</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Eetschrijver/statuses/116419643707435572</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[eetschrijver@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 10:46:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Whenever my husband pisses me off, I give him the &#x27;Shit fork &#x27; to eat with. on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 10:39:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> I thought that this was like the toe knife for a second <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f605.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sweat_smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😅" alt="😅" /></p>

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