Nation Rests Assured That Even If Flights Are Cut Back And Become Too Expensive, We Have A World-Class Rail Network To Get Around On

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians have been urged not to panic about the ongoing collapse of domestic aviation, with spokespeople from every level of government confirming this week that trains do exist in this country and always have. "We have trains," said one spokesperson. "Lovely trains. They are pretty fast