<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/7e314af0-1107-4c39-8ae3-bd059b134e47/it-has-been-0-days-since-i-was-bamboozled-by-fake-pockets-something-not-one-woman-on-earth-has-ever-wanted</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:11:27 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/7e314af0-1107-4c39-8ae3-bd059b134e47.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 14:57:06 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:58:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> They’re coming for men’s pockets now as well.</p><p>I recently replaced my coat, which was ten years old and falling to pieces. When I bought it, every coat had two inside pockets, a few fancy ones had three (not ones I could afford). Now, most of them <em>including ones from places like Moss Bros</em> had one. The two side pockets are still there, but the fashion is now for the stupid diagonal ones that can hold half as much as proper ones. </p><p>I remain of the 19th century opinion that the skill of a tailor is measured by the number of pockets that they can insert without distorting the lines of a garment.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/116351270325645742</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/116351270325645742</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[david_chisnall@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:58:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 20:49:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> also diabolical; fake front pants pockets but real pockets in the back. Because of course I want my keys jabbing me in the asscheek whenever I sit down.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Social_Recluse2/statuses/116348406319650438</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Social_Recluse2/statuses/116348406319650438</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[social_recluse2@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 20:49:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 19:42:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<span><a href="/user/alsopaisleycat%40tenforward.social" rel="ugc">@<span>AlsoPaisleyCat</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange" rel="ugc">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> oh no, it was stitched extremely tight, same stitching as the rest!<br /><br />and it was a very cheap, possibly fast-fashion item]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fedi.kemonomimi.gay/objects/3d5688e0-77a8-4d03-a874-1a17adc8f7de</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fedi.kemonomimi.gay/objects/3d5688e0-77a8-4d03-a874-1a17adc8f7de</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[yukijoou@fedi.kemonomimi.gay]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 19:42:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 18:50:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/d_j_nathanson%40esq.social">@<span>D_J_Nathanson</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> plus, as far as I know, dudes don’t really use the outside pockets, so that minimizes the annoyance factor</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://freeradical.zone/users/bougiewonderland/statuses/116347936927389714</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://freeradical.zone/users/bougiewonderland/statuses/116347936927389714</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bougiewonderland@freeradical.zone]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 18:50:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 18:26:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/yukijoou%40fedi.kemonomimi.gay">@<span>yukijoou</span></a></span> </p><p>Many higher end tailored items, whether jackets or pants, have the pockets tacked shut to keep their shape in shipping and in stores.  It also means that an alterationist can make changes around them without distorting the lines.</p><p>The stitches should be further apart to make it easier to rip them with a seam ripper.</p><p><span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tenforward.social/users/AlsoPaisleyCat/statuses/116347841390113727</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tenforward.social/users/AlsoPaisleyCat/statuses/116347841390113727</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alsopaisleycat@tenforward.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 18:26:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 10:31:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange</a> any person that designs womens clothing with fake pockets should never be allowed to have real pockets ever again</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lea.pet/notes/aknrarpcnf</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lea.pet/notes/aknrarpcnf</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[tesstherefusinggirl@lea.pet]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 10:31:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 09:50:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116326525133465901/statuses/116345813611783405</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116326525133465901/statuses/116345813611783405</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[itsmemariamarie@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 09:50:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 09:46:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange" rel="ugc">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> i had pants with real pockets turned fake. they sew the real pockets closed. you can't make this shit up]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fedi.kemonomimi.gay/objects/bf5e753f-2584-4bf6-9fdb-767e045163d3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fedi.kemonomimi.gay/objects/bf5e753f-2584-4bf6-9fdb-767e045163d3</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[yukijoou@fedi.kemonomimi.gay]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 09:46:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 20:52:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> I feel you. I've a double-breasted pinstriped suit I absolutely love but the jacket has fake pockets. Gets me every stinkin' time. <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f612.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--unamused" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😒" alt="😒" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Spartan_1986/statuses/116342756217762795</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Spartan_1986/statuses/116342756217762795</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[spartan_1986@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 20:52:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 19:10:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> all of the accusations of witchcraft, none of the practicality</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://topspicy.social/users/ShadowInTheVoid/statuses/116342351863556232</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://topspicy.social/users/ShadowInTheVoid/statuses/116342351863556232</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadowinthevoid@topspicy.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 19:10:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:36:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span><br />The most heroic thing about Kim Possible is that she has pockets</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://equestria.social/ap/users/116219383655195492/statuses/116341749349519809</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://equestria.social/ap/users/116219383655195492/statuses/116341749349519809</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[noisypegasus@equestria.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:36:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:27:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/discontinuity%40infosec.exchange">@<span>discontinuity</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/d_j_nathanson%40esq.social">@<span>D_J_Nathanson</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/gsuberland%40chaos.social">@<span>gsuberland</span></a></span> I can't do this now because there's no money coming in, but in the past I hired tailors to fix those useless short pockets and give me real ones. It's something I should learn to do myself. But it's not something I should HAVE to learn to do because garment makers won't do it themselves.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/Soozcat/statuses/116341711444367047</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/Soozcat/statuses/116341711444367047</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[soozcat@vmst.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:27:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:17:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/discontinuity%40infosec.exchange">@<span>discontinuity</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/d_j_nathanson%40esq.social">@<span>D_J_Nathanson</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/gsuberland%40chaos.social">@<span>gsuberland</span></a></span> In other words, so women's clothes are prettier and more presentable for "the male gaze." FUCK THAT I WANT FUNCTIONAL POCKETS</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/Soozcat/statuses/116341673186935840</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/Soozcat/statuses/116341673186935840</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[soozcat@vmst.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:17:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:49:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/d_j_nathanson%40esq.social">@<span>D_J_Nathanson</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/gsuberland%40chaos.social">@<span>gsuberland</span></a></span> so that it drapes nicely  (but if you’re willing to give that up you can get pockets). <a href="https://bigshoulders.city/tags/justthemessenger" rel="tag">#<span>justthemessenger</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bigshoulders.city/users/herdingbats/statuses/116341564557011562</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bigshoulders.city/users/herdingbats/statuses/116341564557011562</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[herdingbats@bigshoulders.city]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:49:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:26:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/d_j_nathanson%40esq.social">@<span>D_J_Nathanson</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/gsuberland%40chaos.social">@<span>gsuberland</span></a></span> "because it hangs better"</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/discontinuity/statuses/116341470947133893</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/discontinuity/statuses/116341470947133893</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[discontinuity@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:26:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:25:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://social.p2502.net/@max">@<span>max</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/d_j_nathanson%40esq.social">@<span>D_J_Nathanson</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> yes, and it's very confusing if you don't know about it.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116341466853949249</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116341466853949249</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gsuberland@chaos.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:25:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:21:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> This isn't accidental; it's a material manifestation of patriarchal norms embedded in everyday objects. <br />So Fight fake pockets <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/270a.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--fist" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="✊" alt="✊" /> <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/2640.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--female_sign" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="♀" alt="♀" />️ <br /><a href="https://fashionmagazine.com/style/womens-pockets/" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>fashionmagazine.com/style/wome</span><span>ns-pockets/</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hear-me.social/users/debby/statuses/116341452643681076</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hear-me.social/users/debby/statuses/116341452643681076</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[debby@hear-me.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:21:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:14:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/gsuberland%40chaos.social" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">@<span>gsuberland</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/d_j_nathanson%40esq.social" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">@<span>D_J_Nathanson</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> this is normal for jacket pockets, they do it to make the dress look more shapely in the store. they expect you to cut them open so it should be very easy to undo, just cut one thread and pull it</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.p2502.net/users/max/statuses/01KN9YJQCY6SS6YD6SS7F621BK</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.p2502.net/users/max/statuses/01KN9YJQCY6SS6YD6SS7F621BK</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[max@social.p2502.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:14:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:14:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/gsuberland%40chaos.social">@<span>gsuberland</span></a></span> Just, why?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://esq.social/users/D_J_Nathanson/statuses/116341426073973746</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://esq.social/users/D_J_Nathanson/statuses/116341426073973746</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[d_j_nathanson@esq.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:14:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:11:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> I truely do not understand what the fuck the thought process was with those.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DJGummikuh/statuses/116341414863080300</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DJGummikuh/statuses/116341414863080300</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[djgummikuh@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:11:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:09:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange</span></a></span></p><p>Either that or pockets so small because yeah no woman or anywho who wears "women's" clothes ever uses phone <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62d.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sob" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😭" alt="😭" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/95deefea-fed9-4134-b6f5-114311be7dc6</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/95deefea-fed9-4134-b6f5-114311be7dc6</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[vv0ltz@app.wafrn.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:09:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:08:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/d_j_nathanson%40esq.social">@<span>D_J_Nathanson</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> or, worse, the thing where there are pockets but they tack them shut. I had a jacket like this for years and it wasn't until my wife (very talented sewist) looked at it that I found out it really did have pockets, it just needed 20 seconds with a seam ripper to "enable" them. baffling.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116341401577916487</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116341401577916487</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gsuberland@chaos.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:08:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:06:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> so ridiculous! especially when they go to the effort of integrating the upper edge of a non-seamed pocket with a flap into the pattern, but then there's no actual pocket sewn in.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116341395558997698</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116341395558997698</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gsuberland@chaos.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:06:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:00:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/0xabad1dea%40infosec.exchange">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> Sometimes there are also fake pockets on men's suit jackets. This is not nearly as diabolical but it gives a taste of the exasperation.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://esq.social/users/D_J_Nathanson/statuses/116341372229530150</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://esq.social/users/D_J_Nathanson/statuses/116341372229530150</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[d_j_nathanson@esq.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:00:58 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>