"Meph, I think we're immortal."

Meph nodded. "Yes, Miss."

"Are we going to run out of things to do?"

Meph pulled his phone out of his belt. "YouTube gets 750,000 hours of new videos a day. Meph will be fine."

Rith stared. "Where did you get a phone?!"

"Internet!"

"I hope you're not looking at porn on that."

"Miss, I am at least 500 years older than you..."

"THAT WAS NOT A NO, MEPHISTOPHELES, WAS IT."

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