<![CDATA[@whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard]]>@whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some details
always been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/734c0a43-a1a9-4162-8410-458e6f944fc9/@whitequark-i-would-love-a-dump-of-the-firmware-running-on-it-and-some-detailsalways-been-interested-in-more-advanced-networking-drive-controller-cards-with-full-oses-onboardRSS for NodeThu, 30 Apr 2026 19:26:09 GMTWed, 08 Apr 2026 19:40:07 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to @whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:11:57 GMT]]>okay there's "kubelet" in ps. it's definitely running it

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116370906635531370https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116370906635531370Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:11:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to @whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:09:42 GMT]]>@whitequark xzibit.jpg we heard you liked linux...

reminds me of the quantenna wifi cards that used to run openwrt?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.petko.me/users/petko/statuses/116370897807713336https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.petko.me/users/petko/statuses/116370897807713336Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:09:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to @whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:07:57 GMT]]>@whitequark Hmm. That makes me wonder if it would be possible to get it to run on my Xeon Phi 7120A.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://anarres.family/users/theartlav/statuses/116370890903657240https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://anarres.family/users/theartlav/statuses/116370890903657240Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:07:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to @whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:04:11 GMT]]>somebody here was making a joke about the network card running kubernetes

i regret to inform you that the network card does in fact run kubernetes (or at least it has the kubernetes repository enabled in apt)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116370876090092359https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116370876090092359Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:04:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to @whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:03:03 GMT]]>@whitequark …can it run Doom

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/be_far/statuses/116370871671904256https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/be_far/statuses/116370871671904256Wed, 08 Apr 2026 20:03:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to @whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:57:13 GMT]]>@whitequark is this an appropriate meme?

Yo dawg, I heard you like......

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/monotux/statuses/116370848694557501https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/monotux/statuses/116370848694557501Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:57:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to @whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:52:38 GMT]]>@whitequark From my experience with such things I assume it has a full UEFI firmware too.]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.earth.li/objects/5513589e-caf9-4963-a424-4cceb9f2222bhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.earth.li/objects/5513589e-caf9-4963-a424-4cceb9f2222bWed, 08 Apr 2026 19:52:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to @whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:49:48 GMT]]>@whitequark uhhh wtf

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116370819549304091https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116370819549304091Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:49:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to @whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:44:38 GMT]]>@arch naturally

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116370799203465373https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116370799203465373Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:44:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to @whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:43:44 GMT]]>@whitequark it's got systemd installed and running too right?

this is amazing

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://floofy.tech/users/arch/statuses/116370795687348523https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://floofy.tech/users/arch/statuses/116370795687348523Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:43:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to @whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:42:22 GMT]]>@whitequark@social.treehouse.systems That somehow seems like the least weird part of the whole setup… ​​

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://woem.men/notes/aku0r7jewy4f0006https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://woem.men/notes/aku0r7jewy4f0006Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:42:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to @whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:41:44 GMT]]>@whitequark is it a nvidia bluefield? I messed around with those a while back and it was running kubernetes on the ARM cores on the NIC

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/joew/statuses/116370787802631847https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/joew/statuses/116370787802631847Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:41:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to @whitequark i would love a dump of the firmware running on it and some detailsalways been interested in more advanced networking/drive controller cards with full OSes onboard on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:40:25 GMT]]>@whitequark feck it, grub on the network card

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gts.schizofucked.monster/users/chaos/statuses/01KNQ9RE518W5DTS8PR7ER7APShttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gts.schizofucked.monster/users/chaos/statuses/01KNQ9RE518W5DTS8PR7ER7APSWed, 08 Apr 2026 19:40:25 GMT