<![CDATA[every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit]]>every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/72f9f56d-144c-45ae-90f9-96a7736aa07d/every-ai-guy-says-i-carefully-reviewed-everything-but-then-u-actually-read-the-code-and-it-s-dogshitRSS for NodeSat, 06 Jun 2026 07:23:10 GMTWed, 03 Jun 2026 07:57:23 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 14:48:02 GMT]]>@jacqueline ahh, but did you say "make no mistakes"? Common gotcha tbh

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116641905566359096/statuses/116686722322297322https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116641905566359096/statuses/116686722322297322Wed, 03 Jun 2026 14:48:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 14:17:12 GMT]]>@jacqueline

Gish Gallop As A Service

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/WesternInfidels/statuses/116686601102486372https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/WesternInfidels/statuses/116686601102486372Wed, 03 Jun 2026 14:17:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:35:58 GMT]]>@jacqueline yeah, gambling addicts say the same except they're much safer for the environment.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DoomHammerNG/statuses/116686438939500830https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DoomHammerNG/statuses/116686438939500830Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:35:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:35:15 GMT]]>@jacqueline kinda like stage magic tricks?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DoomHammerNG/statuses/116686436149876362https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DoomHammerNG/statuses/116686436149876362Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:35:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:34:51 GMT]]>@jacqueline but what a good dogshit it is! Previously it was all bad dogshit.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DoomHammerNG/statuses/116686434558640315https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DoomHammerNG/statuses/116686434558640315Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:34:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:08:06 GMT]]>@wall_e @jacqueline idk. to me, the "fantasy" of being middle management is having agency and getting paid well. Not just being responsible for a bunch of doofuses. Using AI "agents" while still being paid the same and just being told what to do like before doesn't really give me that "fantasy"...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ratsnakegames/statuses/116686329349211214https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ratsnakegames/statuses/116686329349211214Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:08:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 12:44:51 GMT]]>@jacqueline they prefix it by "it's my work, AI assisted"

But then can't even answer simple questions.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/hub/statuses/116686237966007568https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/hub/statuses/116686237966007568Wed, 03 Jun 2026 12:44:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 12:43:41 GMT]]>@jacqueline The response to the statement “I tried AI last week and it sucks” is always “Ah, but that was last week, the model that came out this week is amazing”]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://magrathea.space/objects/5abfea34-82f3-4673-af23-11e6b27f191ahttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://magrathea.space/objects/5abfea34-82f3-4673-af23-11e6b27f191aWed, 03 Jun 2026 12:43:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 12:42:21 GMT]]>@jacqueline If you know a few more AI guys you might level-up to "I let another agent review everything". You still might not want to smell that code. (Source: "trust me").

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/ariels/statuses/116686228096791109https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/ariels/statuses/116686228096791109Wed, 03 Jun 2026 12:42:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 12:14:32 GMT]]>@Snapai @wall_e @jacqueline

Yeah, sure. And Linux is actually GNU/Linux and so on. But you know, uses and customs 🤷‍♀️

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.eu/users/Tiempo/statuses/116686118773740295https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.eu/users/Tiempo/statuses/116686118773740295Wed, 03 Jun 2026 12:14:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 12:02:44 GMT]]>@jacqueline the worst part, they might have actually done that and did not realize themselves... 😞

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.bvoigtlaender.de/users/bjarne/statuses/01KT6NTN0AJ58C1JE65XR24VRQhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.bvoigtlaender.de/users/bjarne/statuses/01KT6NTN0AJ58C1JE65XR24VRQWed, 03 Jun 2026 12:02:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:49:22 GMT]]>@SallyStrange @jacqueline considering shit like OpenWhip or BadClaude exist...yeah, you might be spot on

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ioc.exchange/users/wall_e/statuses/116686019792202625https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ioc.exchange/users/wall_e/statuses/116686019792202625Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:49:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:41:35 GMT]]>@wall_e @jacqueline it makes people feel like they have a servant. That's all. It's fulfilling the colonial fantasy of slave labor for everyone (who matters)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/SallyStrange/statuses/116685989196732177https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/SallyStrange/statuses/116685989196732177Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:41:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:39:06 GMT]]>@Tiempo
As I recall, the entire concept of management and most of its principles originated in chattel slavery. So "managing servitude" is a bit redundant, historically speaking.

@wall_e @jacqueline

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dragon.style/users/Snapai/statuses/116685979404187718https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dragon.style/users/Snapai/statuses/116685979404187718Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:39:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:37:38 GMT]]>@jacqueline They read the code but did they understand it which is also dogshit.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116584758053727639/statuses/116685973664611151https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116584758053727639/statuses/116685973664611151Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:37:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:26:58 GMT]]>@jacqueline "I even added tests (gen by ai ofc), so that proves code does what's intended!"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://androiddev.social/users/benjo/statuses/116685931714607902https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://androiddev.social/users/benjo/statuses/116685931714607902Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:26:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:19:12 GMT]]>@wall_e @jacqueline
Engineering team --> servitude. I think the feeling into GenIA is the feeling of managing servitude

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.eu/users/Tiempo/statuses/116685901175023813https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.eu/users/Tiempo/statuses/116685901175023813Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:19:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:18:43 GMT]]>@jacqueline I (claude) carefully («make no mistakes») reviewed (generated some report) everything (what could fit in context window)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.ml/users/mo/statuses/116685899240773499https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.ml/users/mo/statuses/116685899240773499Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:18:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:17:59 GMT]]>@jacqueline if you go to the trouble of reading the code you can improve it easily especially if it is dog crap, more power to you

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/gary_alderson/statuses/116685896355180077https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/gary_alderson/statuses/116685896355180077Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:17:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:13:58 GMT]]>@jacqueline All the extra unicode characters, bogus variables that never do anything, and strange extra packages it seems to really enjoy...

make it faster?
Make bigger numbers so execs think it's cool?! 🏆️

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116685880569504353https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116685880569504353Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:13:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:08:33 GMT]]>@jacqueline I truly, deeply wonder what is wrong with me that it doesn't make me feel good. Ever.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/ftranschel/statuses/116685859315438624https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/ftranschel/statuses/116685859315438624Wed, 03 Jun 2026 11:08:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 10:53:56 GMT]]>@jacqueline I've been thinking about that "feeling good" part a lot lately...

I wonder if folks like it because it makes everyone feel like a middle-manager managing an engineering team.
Like you go from grinding out code yourself to spelling out high-level design decisions and constraints for your "team" to work on and then kinda sit back and supervise their work.

Maybe makes you feel more important/powerful/valuable than before. So every attack against the premise of agentic LLM development becomes a personal threat to your imagined new position and status?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ioc.exchange/users/wall_e/statuses/116685801802436830https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ioc.exchange/users/wall_e/statuses/116685801802436830Wed, 03 Jun 2026 10:53:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 10:45:13 GMT]]>@lanodan @jacqueline poop from the butt

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wetdry.world/users/robot/statuses/116685767557507672https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wetdry.world/users/robot/statuses/116685767557507672Wed, 03 Jun 2026 10:45:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 09:40:37 GMT]]>@jacqueline Ass Input, Shit Output]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://queer.hacktivis.me/objects/e16eee1c-aab1-49a0-a58d-a6cc15ec21f2https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://queer.hacktivis.me/objects/e16eee1c-aab1-49a0-a58d-a6cc15ec21f2Wed, 03 Jun 2026 09:40:37 GMT