<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Happy Caturday!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Caturday! It's time for a feline focused poll!</p><p>Do you ever give a presentation/lecture/class to your cat? </p><p> (Note that for the purposes of this poll,  talking in depth about a subject to your cat suffices, power point presentations are strictly optional <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😉" alt="😉" /> )</p><p><a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/Caturday" rel="tag">#<span>Caturday</span></a> <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/cats" rel="tag">#<span>cats</span></a> <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/catsofmastodon" rel="tag">#<span>catsofmastodon</span></a> <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/cat" rel="tag">#<span>cat</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/6c63eaf6-b6c4-4136-b381-16fd231fe52f/happy-caturday</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 02:50:10 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/6c63eaf6-b6c4-4136-b381-16fd231fe52f.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 15:02:58 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Happy Caturday! on Sat, 25 Apr 2026 16:09:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/njord%40zeroes.ca">@<span>Njord</span></a></span> </p><p>My cat already yells at me enough, I don't dare antagonise her more:</p><p>- 'You are sleeping in too late'<br />- 'Where is my food?'<br />- 'I want snuggles why are you using your hands to kit that keyboard thing' <br />- 'Where is my food?'<br />- 'Why are you taking out the garbage? I want it'<br />- 'Where is my food?'<br />- 'Where is my food?'<br />- 'Where is my food?'<br />- 'Why is there so little food in my bowl?'<br />- 'Why are you still up, it's sleep time!'</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/RantingCanuck/statuses/116466210734787546</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/RantingCanuck/statuses/116466210734787546</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantingcanuck@mstdn.ca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 16:09:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Happy Caturday! on Sat, 25 Apr 2026 15:28:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/njord%40zeroes.ca">@<span>Njord</span></a></span> No, but I do frequently ask their opinion about issues in the news. They have their own ways of staying informed. They don’t need me lecturing them.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://urbanists.social/users/Bookherd/statuses/116466051265923207</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://urbanists.social/users/Bookherd/statuses/116466051265923207</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bookherd@urbanists.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 15:28:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Happy Caturday! on Sat, 25 Apr 2026 15:12:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/njord%40zeroes.ca">@<span>Njord</span></a></span> I host discussion podcasts with my cats</p><p>"What are our feelings on hairballs?"</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/Wearwolf/statuses/116465988977260338</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/Wearwolf/statuses/116465988977260338</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wearwolf@kind.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 15:12:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Happy Caturday! on Sat, 25 Apr 2026 15:11:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/peachmcd%40union.place">@<span>PeachMcD</span></a></span> Yeah, I think my cat really likes the tone of voice I use when I lecture her on a subject</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/Njord/statuses/116465982974433558</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/Njord/statuses/116465982974433558</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[njord@zeroes.ca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 15:11:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Happy Caturday! on Sat, 25 Apr 2026 15:09:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/njord%40zeroes.ca">@<span>Njord</span></a></span> </p><p>My cats all love it when I speak sweetly to them but it's never occurred to me to try to lecture them <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://union.place/users/PeachMcD/statuses/116465976248604263</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://union.place/users/PeachMcD/statuses/116465976248604263</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[peachmcd@union.place]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 15:09:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Happy Caturday! on Sat, 25 Apr 2026 15:07:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>If any one is curious, I have done this since my cat was quite young, and she loves the attention</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/Njord/statuses/116465968181601697</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/Njord/statuses/116465968181601697</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[njord@zeroes.ca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 15:07:21 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>