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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/5e6a442c-5c47-4a39-87c9-68ea25ecc89e/et-tu-starbucksRSS for NodeThu, 30 Apr 2026 23:36:01 GMTFri, 17 Apr 2026 16:30:20 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Et tu, Starbucks? on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 20:31:43 GMT]]>@paul maybe it’d suggest adding stuff like cement to your coffee? 😉

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/spitfire/statuses/116421945176891363https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/spitfire/statuses/116421945176891363Fri, 17 Apr 2026 20:31:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Et tu, Starbucks? on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 18:32:29 GMT]]>@paul Stock just went up by 4000 points.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/EshuMarneedi/statuses/116421476327128869https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/EshuMarneedi/statuses/116421476327128869Fri, 17 Apr 2026 18:32:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Et tu, Starbucks? on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 18:22:44 GMT]]>@paul well the problem is less them using AI and more you seem to have something misconfigured that this alert was allowed to appear.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://logoff.website/users/jason/statuses/116421438000457090https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://logoff.website/users/jason/statuses/116421438000457090Fri, 17 Apr 2026 18:22:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Et tu, Starbucks? on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 17:36:26 GMT]]>@paul logical next step after vibe brewing all these years, maybe they can give up claiming to serve coffee

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/Tho99/statuses/116421255918330980https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/Tho99/statuses/116421255918330980Fri, 17 Apr 2026 17:36:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Et tu, Starbucks? on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 17:36:10 GMT]]>@paul At least it'll be fun to mock this endlessly. To whit:

Jared White (ResistanceNet ✊) (@jaredwhite@indieweb.social)

waaaaa, I need a bot to tell me what coffee I like to drink! waaaaa, I don’t have any opinion about coffee all by myself, I need the robots to tell me! woah, I'm just a wittle baby and I'm so scawed to choose! 🍼 https://fortune.com/2026/04/15/starbucks-chatgpt-drink-recommendations-ai-backlash/

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://indieweb.social/users/jaredwhite/statuses/116421254843583455https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://indieweb.social/users/jaredwhite/statuses/116421254843583455Fri, 17 Apr 2026 17:36:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Et tu, Starbucks? on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 17:01:06 GMT]]>@paul I'm so tired.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://woof.tech/users/alahmnat/statuses/116421116986170180https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://woof.tech/users/alahmnat/statuses/116421116986170180Fri, 17 Apr 2026 17:01:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Et tu, Starbucks? on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 16:58:12 GMT]]>@paul
My cup of reasons not to do business with Starbucks is already overflowing.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/freediverx/statuses/116421105594118837https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/freediverx/statuses/116421105594118837Fri, 17 Apr 2026 16:58:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Et tu, Starbucks? on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 16:49:54 GMT]]>@paul “what should I get from Starbucks?”
Coffee

“I think I want something to wake me up.”
Coffee

“Maybe something sweeter”
Coffee with sugar

“Why do you keep suggesting coffee? Isn’t there anything else?”
It’s not just coffee, it’s an acidic caffeinated beverage - and you’re very astute for asking that.

“Ok, but what are my other choices?”
It seems like you’re stuck, maybe you should take a break.

“No, I just can’t decide what I want.”
It seems like you’re in crisis…

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nonproductive/statuses/116421072961385193https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nonproductive/statuses/116421072961385193Fri, 17 Apr 2026 16:49:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Et tu, Starbucks? on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 16:48:51 GMT]]>@paul A Slop Venti, please.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/the_alsatian/statuses/116421068809721730https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/the_alsatian/statuses/116421068809721730Fri, 17 Apr 2026 16:48:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Et tu, Starbucks? on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 16:46:51 GMT]]>@paul why does an app like that have push notifications?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/vmachiel/statuses/116421060949127496https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/vmachiel/statuses/116421060949127496Fri, 17 Apr 2026 16:46:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Et tu, Starbucks? on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 16:42:18 GMT]]>@paul I bet the baristas just looooove this idea.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/MrRooni/statuses/116421043086626726https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/MrRooni/statuses/116421043086626726Fri, 17 Apr 2026 16:42:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Et tu, Starbucks? on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 16:41:16 GMT]]>@paul anything for ~that ai stock rise~ shareholder value

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