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Carney announces environment to be eliminated as cost-cutting measure
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<p class="card-text line-clamp-3">EDMONTON - I addition to his announcement lowering industrial carbon pricing specifically just for Alberta, Prime Minister Mark Carney has unveiled a plan to eliminate all of Canada's environment in order to balance the nation's finances.</p>
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