<![CDATA[Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley.]]>Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley.

Un vaper de marihuana.

Pero que cuando vapeas te da cryptos.

Y con IA agéntica integrada, bro.

O sea, esta distopía no te la inventas:

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/571178c5-fd07-4f3c-b57d-991fbd2c5a53/ah-mira-la-última-novedad-de-silicon-valley.RSS for NodeFri, 01 May 2026 03:55:22 GMTTue, 21 Apr 2026 19:37:59 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:52:07 GMT]]>@IoannesEnsis @Shine_McShine eso es que te está subiendo la blockchain

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.uy/users/j3j5/statuses/116444674628269370https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.uy/users/j3j5/statuses/116444674628269370Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:52:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:50:27 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine Es surrealista. We need more guillotinas, ASAP.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/3jackdaws/statuses/116444668047415764https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/3jackdaws/statuses/116444668047415764Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:50:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:49:57 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine La Nabaja Suissa de la sirve pa colocarte. La pinicula

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://expressional.social/users/disisdeguey/statuses/116444666088249346https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://expressional.social/users/disisdeguey/statuses/116444666088249346Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:49:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:48:07 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine esto me recuerda a eso del "Internet de las cosas", término que hace mucho dejé de escuchar.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/fabianalcazar/statuses/116444658915140499https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/fabianalcazar/statuses/116444658915140499Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:48:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:48:03 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine La verdad es que no tengo palabras.
Tengo pensamientos pero soy incapaz de articularlos de forma inteligible.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/IoannesEnsis/statuses/116444658645598194https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/IoannesEnsis/statuses/116444658645598194Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:48:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:46:56 GMT]]>@CorioPsicologia @Shine_McShine

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/Wulf/statuses/116444654223412529https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/Wulf/statuses/116444654223412529Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:46:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:46:23 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine Whaaaat

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/CorioPsicologia/statuses/116444652061208996https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/CorioPsicologia/statuses/116444652061208996Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:46:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:31:41 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine Si no tiene NFC no lo compro, bro...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://floss.social/users/multifact/statuses/116444594297432860https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://floss.social/users/multifact/statuses/116444594297432860Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:31:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:31:12 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine no quiero vivir en un mundo donde esto sea real. Por favor, dime que no es real. Miénteme 😭😭😭😭

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://xarxa.cloud/users/iakobsdesamos/statuses/116444592342977669https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://xarxa.cloud/users/iakobsdesamos/statuses/116444592342977669Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:31:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:24:47 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine cuanta mierda se han tenido que fumar para llegar aquí.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/vquereda/statuses/116444567173671905https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/vquereda/statuses/116444567173671905Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:24:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:22:21 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine Desde luego ahí la droga más blanda es el cannabis 🤦‍♂️

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.es/users/cavalma/statuses/116444557591218844https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.es/users/cavalma/statuses/116444557591218844Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:22:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:18:16 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine pensaba que era un chatgpt fumado.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.eus/users/theklan/statuses/116444541547874971https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.eus/users/theklan/statuses/116444541547874971Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:18:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:15:45 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine pero cómo func..o sea qué es lo que ha..no quiero saberlo

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.eus/users/protoeuskaldun/statuses/116444531601449276https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.eus/users/protoeuskaldun/statuses/116444531601449276Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:15:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:11:13 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine ese vapor de marihuana está hecho con cáscaras de plátano

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ruby.social/users/porras/statuses/116444513782168354https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ruby.social/users/porras/statuses/116444513782168354Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:11:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:10:33 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine es la cuarta vez consecutiva que dicen eso desde el 2020

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://me.dm/users/hashraydamon/statuses/116444511192649010https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://me.dm/users/hashraydamon/statuses/116444511192649010Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:10:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:08:00 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine Es como un agujero negro de todos los timos de la última década. ¿Viene con un skin del mono de los NFTs?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/nasd1066/statuses/116444501176176119https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/nasd1066/statuses/116444501176176119Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:08:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:04:37 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nicoyarz/statuses/116444487816112342https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nicoyarz/statuses/116444487816112342Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:04:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:02:49 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.es/users/mistheart/statuses/116444480739069336https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.es/users/mistheart/statuses/116444480739069336Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:02:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:01:08 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine la reunión en la que se concebió esto:

> "Gente, necesitamos algo que le guste a los chavales, integración con crypto para atraer a los inversores e IA, que está de moda, y así nos forramos."

> "Tengo una idea."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://woof.tech/ap/users/116058887815890351/statuses/116444474169692501https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://woof.tech/ap/users/116058887815890351/statuses/116444474169692501Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:01:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:49:25 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine@neopaquita.es
Mira que he volao alto con los shillums.... xdddd pero este ya se ha pasao de vueltas......

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fe.disroot.org/objects/1d6ca667-c4a3-4921-a6f1-b31cbaac81a5https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fe.disroot.org/objects/1d6ca667-c4a3-4921-a6f1-b31cbaac81a5Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:49:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:49:07 GMT]]>@javi choricoin

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/Shine_McShine/statuses/116444426868840011https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/Shine_McShine/statuses/116444426868840011Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:49:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:48:39 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine bollos preñaos conectados con güifi y blutut que te minan un bitcoin o dos cuando muerdes el chorizo. Dejo ahí esa idea.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/javi/statuses/116444425074492609https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/javi/statuses/116444425074492609Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:48:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:47:11 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine huele a desesperación desde aquí

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/senda/statuses/116444419283828814https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/senda/statuses/116444419283828814Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:47:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ah, mira, la última novedad de Silicon Valley. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:42:22 GMT]]>@Shine_McShine 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ we need to tax billionaires and bitcoin and AI

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dice.camp/users/erikcats/statuses/116444400338893921https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dice.camp/users/erikcats/statuses/116444400338893921Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:42:22 GMT