That and some annoying voice actor's repeated line, "Why did I think that would work?"

Bring me a red Toot.

You will need to use at least one bullshit item that this puzzle does not reference at all.

> (the answer is to eat the amulet)

Not so simple:

5) You need to wait motionlessly for a minute until the pillar starts to sink back into the floor. Once it's fully sub-- er... floored you need to stand on its top and _then_ eat the amulet.

6) The pillar rises and takes you up to the window level

7) You make out stylized star constellations painted onto the ceiling, one of which is called "The Way"

Jump in that direction through the illusion of a glass window

1) The pillar sections independently rotate. Align them until a grammatically correct Ancient Egyptian riddle emerges

2) The riddle explains in which order to activate the statues.

3) The pillar will rise upwards, revealing a hollow compartment that contains a cursed amulet

4) You’re not getting out of this room until you find the riddle’s second, more metaphorically expressed meaning (the answer is to eat the amulet)

You're still in Denmark I assume?