<![CDATA[1. Invent an illness;2.]]>1. Invent an illness;
2. Put up a couple of preprints about it;
3. See AI companies' web crawlers swallow it hook, line, and sinker whole;
4. LLMs start telling users that the condition is real. WTF.
5. See published papers cite them, likely from authors using LLMs to write them. WTAF.

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-01100-y

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on Wikipedia + Wikidata:

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Bixonimania - Wikipedia

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bixonimania

fictional medical condition created as a test of AI

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/jhertzli/statuses/116457876849754994https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/jhertzli/statuses/116457876849754994Fri, 24 Apr 2026 04:49:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Invent an illness;2. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:27:51 GMT]]>@albertcardona CC @davidgerard

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://circumstances.run/users/Szescstopni/statuses/116451421143800389https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://circumstances.run/users/Szescstopni/statuses/116451421143800389Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:27:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Invent an illness;2. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:28:02 GMT]]>@albertcardona

But ... what if some idiot hooks up AI to gear that starts *synthesizing* it....

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/megatronicthronbanks/statuses/116451185944482640https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/megatronicthronbanks/statuses/116451185944482640Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:28:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Invent an illness;2. on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:10:00 GMT]]>@elduvelle

Your papers don’t cater to the gullible hypochondriacs that seek medical advice from a chatbot.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/albertcardona/statuses/116451115024053902https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/albertcardona/statuses/116451115024053902Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:10:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Invent an illness;2. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 22:37:49 GMT]]>@albertcardona @hjhornbeck Lab leak. New kind.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/trabern/statuses/116450752578658126https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/trabern/statuses/116450752578658126Wed, 22 Apr 2026 22:37:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Invent an illness;2. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 22:05:22 GMT]]>@albertcardona I wish my own papers were taken up by the literature that easily..

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/elduvelle/statuses/116450624945548540https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/elduvelle/statuses/116450624945548540Wed, 22 Apr 2026 22:05:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Invent an illness;2. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 21:43:33 GMT]]>@albertcardona
: Fake disease edition

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/knutson_brain/statuses/116450536637924193https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/knutson_brain/statuses/116450536637924193Wed, 22 Apr 2026 21:42:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Invent an illness;2. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 21:27:24 GMT]]>@albertcardona "you've got RWSD. Right-wing super dumb. You got infected by your AI girlfriend"

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