<![CDATA[Someone told Trump that closing the Strait of Hormuz was a strategic masterstroke by Iran, so, not to be outdone, he decided to close the Strait of Hormuz too.]]>Someone told Trump that closing the Strait of Hormuz was a strategic masterstroke by Iran, so, not to be outdone, he decided to close the Strait of Hormuz too.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/4c661cd5-5109-46c2-949d-e3315a671e78/someone-told-trump-that-closing-the-strait-of-hormuz-was-a-strategic-masterstroke-by-iran-so-not-to-be-outdone-he-decided-to-close-the-strait-of-hormuz-too.RSS for NodeWed, 15 Apr 2026 02:24:40 GMTMon, 13 Apr 2026 13:33:39 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Someone told Trump that closing the Strait of Hormuz was a strategic masterstroke by Iran, so, not to be outdone, he decided to close the Strait of Hormuz too. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:57:19 GMT]]>@Nickiquote @jmax boo! I NEVER get to close the straight of hormuz!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/tezoatlipoca/statuses/116397745080923002https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/tezoatlipoca/statuses/116397745080923002Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:57:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Someone told Trump that closing the Strait of Hormuz was a strategic masterstroke by Iran, so, not to be outdone, he decided to close the Strait of Hormuz too. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:52:35 GMT]]>@Nickiquote Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell.

🤷‍♂️

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/jaharkema/statuses/116397726466017257https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/jaharkema/statuses/116397726466017257Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:52:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Someone told Trump that closing the Strait of Hormuz was a strategic masterstroke by Iran, so, not to be outdone, he decided to close the Strait of Hormuz too. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:52:08 GMT]]>@tezoatlipoca @jmax There’s a long waiting list sorry. You’re next in the queue after Argentina.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116397724709894978https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116397724709894978Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:52:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Someone told Trump that closing the Strait of Hormuz was a strategic masterstroke by Iran, so, not to be outdone, he decided to close the Strait of Hormuz too. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:51:26 GMT]]>@internetsdairy I once got into an argument on Twitter where someone said they needed a man around to open jam jars and I explained that you didn’t really because of this One Weird Trick and I was immediately jumped on for Mansplaining.

Open a jam jar and a woman will eat jam for, I dunno, a fortnight, but teach a woman how to open a jam jar and you’ll be told off for mansplaining.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116397721913326686https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116397721913326686Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:51:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Someone told Trump that closing the Strait of Hormuz was a strategic masterstroke by Iran, so, not to be outdone, he decided to close the Strait of Hormuz too. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:50:40 GMT]]>@jmax @Nickiquote ok when can I close the straight or hormuz? What, everyone is doing it, and you don't seem to need any kind of skills to do it. It's like declaring bankruptcy right? I declare a straight closing!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/tezoatlipoca/statuses/116397718896913753https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/tezoatlipoca/statuses/116397718896913753Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:50:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Someone told Trump that closing the Strait of Hormuz was a strategic masterstroke by Iran, so, not to be outdone, he decided to close the Strait of Hormuz too. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:49:39 GMT]]>@Nickiquote Is that the International Law that you said you don't abide by?
Sauce for the goose and so on

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/sjjh/statuses/116397714913352332https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/sjjh/statuses/116397714913352332Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:49:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Someone told Trump that closing the Strait of Hormuz was a strategic masterstroke by Iran, so, not to be outdone, he decided to close the Strait of Hormuz too. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:46:41 GMT]]>@internetsdairy Does that work, the jar thing? I think the secret is to prise the edge open slightly to break the seal. Not that type of seal.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116397703292424755https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116397703292424755Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:46:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Someone told Trump that closing the Strait of Hormuz was a strategic masterstroke by Iran, so, not to be outdone, he decided to close the Strait of Hormuz too. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:44:50 GMT]]>@Nickiquote I seriously think that's really the extent of it.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116397695963536966https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116397695963536966Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:44:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Someone told Trump that closing the Strait of Hormuz was a strategic masterstroke by Iran, so, not to be outdone, he decided to close the Strait of Hormuz too. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:44:44 GMT]]>@Nickiquote is there a rational way to explain this, I've just been looking at the headlines and it seems to be like... you've got a really difficult jar of peanut butter to open, so you tighten the lid more? did someone mention reverse pyschology within earshot of him recently

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.art/users/internetsdairy/statuses/116397695592572509https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.art/users/internetsdairy/statuses/116397695592572509Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:44:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Someone told Trump that closing the Strait of Hormuz was a strategic masterstroke by Iran, so, not to be outdone, he decided to close the Strait of Hormuz too. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:44:10 GMT]]>When you close the Strait of Hormuz, it’s a violation of International Law. When I do it, it’s banter.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116397693397371973https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116397693397371973Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:44:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Someone told Trump that closing the Strait of Hormuz was a strategic masterstroke by Iran, so, not to be outdone, he decided to close the Strait of Hormuz too. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:35:02 GMT]]>@Nickiquote frighteningly plausible explanation

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hespere.de/users/hllizi/statuses/116397657462858827https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hespere.de/users/hllizi/statuses/116397657462858827Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:35:02 GMT