<![CDATA[They told me Jesus would open doors, but I decided to try him on smaller padlocks first.]]>They told me Jesus would open doors, but I decided to try him on smaller padlocks first.

(some Christian organization sent out bulk Jesus ads that contained little metal crosses, so I decided to make a holy jiggler)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/475ad007-feee-447a-a372-9c75ce2131f9/they-told-me-jesus-would-open-doors-but-i-decided-to-try-him-on-smaller-padlocks-first.RSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 10:58:55 GMTMon, 30 Mar 2026 17:35:38 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to They told me Jesus would open doors, but I decided to try him on smaller padlocks first. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:03:03 GMT]]>@alice
Holy Jiggler is my new band name.

First album: Jesus Is My Lock Pick.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/ColesStreetPothole/statuses/116319439015760404https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/ColesStreetPothole/statuses/116319439015760404Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:03:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to They told me Jesus would open doors, but I decided to try him on smaller padlocks first. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:40:52 GMT]]>@alice to this day, I think I've of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard was :

Locks are for honest people

Easily in the top 10 pieces of advice I've ever received

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