<![CDATA[I’m staying in a hotel right now with a smart toilet.]]>I’m staying in a hotel right now with a smart toilet. If you so much as glance in its direction it will swing the lid open with the energy of an excitable puppy, producing that distinctive stressed servo motor whine and blinking a blue led a few times.
I don’t really want my toilet to have personality.

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