<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Thinking about when my mom died and my dad wrote her obituary for the paper and it seriously read like an advertisement for his business.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Thinking about when my mom died and my dad wrote her obituary for the paper and it seriously read like an advertisement for his business. </p><p>The only thing missing was a "mention this ad and get 10% off" and a little border with dashed lines and a scissors graphic to show you where to cut out your coupon.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/375d942c-a0fe-4e4e-ad79-42757ba1d6ca/thinking-about-when-my-mom-died-and-my-dad-wrote-her-obituary-for-the-paper-and-it-seriously-read-like-an-advertisement-for-his-business.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 14 May 2026 23:23:40 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/375d942c-a0fe-4e4e-ad79-42757ba1d6ca.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 21:04:15 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thinking about when my mom died and my dad wrote her obituary for the paper and it seriously read like an advertisement for his business. on Sat, 09 May 2026 02:49:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/alice%40beige.party" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>Alice</span></a></span> (sorry... sorry for your loss)</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/116542341031395046</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/116542341031395046</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[muddle@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 02:49:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thinking about when my mom died and my dad wrote her obituary for the paper and it seriously read like an advertisement for his business. on Sat, 09 May 2026 02:48:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/alice%40beige.party" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>Alice</span></a></span> (I don't know how that all panned out because I was too afraid to look in the casket)</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/116542334215660172</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/116542334215660172</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[muddle@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 02:48:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thinking about when my mom died and my dad wrote her obituary for the paper and it seriously read like an advertisement for his business. on Sat, 09 May 2026 02:07:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/alice%40beige.party" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>Alice</span></a></span> It's a pity your dad never met my mom. When my dad died, she tried to put an ad in the newspaper, saying "Robert's dead." She knew that they charged by the word. Anyway, the got back to her and explained that they couldn't run the ad. Something to do with a 5-word minimum. She wrote back and added "suit for sale."</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/116542173808425669</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/116542173808425669</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[muddle@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 02:07:27 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>