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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/33108ce2-2d9e-4b02-b57e-feac3cdf1391/to-opt-out-just-don-t-have-a-faceRSS for NodeThu, 14 May 2026 23:18:52 GMTMon, 27 Apr 2026 14:01:22 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to To opt out, just don't have a face on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:32:23 GMT]]>@pluralistic Imagine everyone would wear a mask... oh wait! That's against my rights .. oh wait! They're scanning my face without my consent ... oh wait! I should wear a mask! Oh wait! I was protesting against that! ...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Brokar/statuses/116477155328235692https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Brokar/statuses/116477155328235692Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:32:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to To opt out, just don't have a face on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:29:30 GMT]]>@pluralistic

Carrying a donut might confuse the AI version of this code into false positives.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SeanPLynch/statuses/116477143954556640https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SeanPLynch/statuses/116477143954556640Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:29:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to To opt out, just don't have a face on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:28:56 GMT]]>@pluralistic I recommend two, readily available, though perhaps not inexpensive, commercial items in response. A drone and a can of spray foam insulation.

This is where I'm supposed to add that this is a joke. I'm am explicitly not adding that.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/allpoints/statuses/116477141717928040https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/allpoints/statuses/116477141717928040Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:28:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to To opt out, just don't have a face on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:19:51 GMT]]>@pluralistic

'Police Live Facial Recognition'

Is it limited to recognizing the faces of police?

If Badge_Detected == 'Y'
Then
Maximize_Privacy_Invasion(Object)
Else
Delete_image(Object)
End

Then it might work.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SeanPLynch/statuses/116477106020863829https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SeanPLynch/statuses/116477106020863829Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:19:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to To opt out, just don't have a face on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:14:58 GMT]]>@pluralistic

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/phpete/statuses/116477086847598980https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/phpete/statuses/116477086847598980Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:14:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to To opt out, just don't have a face on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:13:13 GMT]]>@pluralistic I think this is the real reason they don't want people to wear masks to prevent the spread of covid.

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mamot.fr/users/pluralistic/statuses/116477067626802476https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mamot.fr/users/pluralistic/statuses/116477067626802476Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:10:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to To opt out, just don't have a face on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:07:51 GMT]]>@pluralistic at least they are informing by-passers, but yeah quite dystopian.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/alg0w/statuses/116477058809882528https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/alg0w/statuses/116477058809882528Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:07:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to To opt out, just don't have a face on Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:06:38 GMT]]>@pluralistic "There is no legal requirement for you to pass through the LFR system."
Oh great, thanks. I'll just... stay home then?

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