<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[So I was walking to my desk carrying a large mug of hot coffee and my phone when all 15 pounds of Theo slammed into the backs of my knees and my feet went out from under me.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>So I was walking to my desk carrying a large mug of hot coffee and my phone when all 15 pounds of Theo slammed into the backs of my knees and my feet went out from under me.</p><p>I landed hard on my tailbone, slamming my head into a closet door. The coffee mug shattered, hot coffee and glass everywhere. </p><p>I don't think I'm really injured. But what am I going to do with this cat?</p><p><a href="https://hcommons.social/tags/today" rel="tag">#<span>today</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/2d4ebd04-d022-49e7-bd81-a4ca407ab86a/so-i-was-walking-to-my-desk-carrying-a-large-mug-of-hot-coffee-and-my-phone-when-all-15-pounds-of-theo-slammed-into-the-backs-of-my-knees-and-my-feet-went-out-from-under-me.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 02:50:51 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/2d4ebd04-d022-49e7-bd81-a4ca407ab86a.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:36:29 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to So I was walking to my desk carrying a large mug of hot coffee and my phone when all 15 pounds of Theo slammed into the backs of my knees and my feet went out from under me. on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:17:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joyce%40hcommons.social">@<span>joyce</span></a></span> LOL. He sounds proud of himself. <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f639.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy_cat" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😹" alt="😹" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/bethroots/statuses/116516968421287484</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/bethroots/statuses/116516968421287484</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bethroots@mindly.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:17:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to So I was walking to my desk carrying a large mug of hot coffee and my phone when all 15 pounds of Theo slammed into the backs of my knees and my feet went out from under me. on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:02:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/bethroots%40mindly.social">@<span>bethroots</span></a></span> </p><p>The thing is, Theo seems perfectly calm pretty much all the time, and then he does something like that. Right now he's purring on my lap.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hcommons.social/users/joyce/statuses/116516911470481577</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hcommons.social/users/joyce/statuses/116516911470481577</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[joyce@hcommons.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:02:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to So I was walking to my desk carrying a large mug of hot coffee and my phone when all 15 pounds of Theo slammed into the backs of my knees and my feet went out from under me. on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:00:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joyce%40hcommons.social">@<span>joyce</span></a></span> We used Feliway the first few years with Melody. I don't know if it would calm Theo, but it might be worth a shot. We still give her kitty melatonin in the evening.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/bethroots/statuses/116516901146324864</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/bethroots/statuses/116516901146324864</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bethroots@mindly.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:00:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to So I was walking to my desk carrying a large mug of hot coffee and my phone when all 15 pounds of Theo slammed into the backs of my knees and my feet went out from under me. on Mon, 04 May 2026 14:47:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/bethroots%40mindly.social">@<span>bethroots</span></a></span> </p><p>I think I'm okay. No, I haven't used Feliway.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hcommons.social/users/joyce/statuses/116516852364518859</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hcommons.social/users/joyce/statuses/116516852364518859</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[joyce@hcommons.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:47:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to So I was walking to my desk carrying a large mug of hot coffee and my phone when all 15 pounds of Theo slammed into the backs of my knees and my feet went out from under me. on Mon, 04 May 2026 14:45:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joyce%40hcommons.social">@<span>joyce</span></a></span> Oh, Joyce, how awful! I hope you're OK. Have you tried Feliway?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/bethroots/statuses/116516843784566162</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/bethroots/statuses/116516843784566162</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bethroots@mindly.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:45:41 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>