<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[You can&#x27;t make this shit up..]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>You can't make this shit up..</p><p>“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” </p><p>- Robert F Kennedy Jr</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/US" rel="tag">#<span>US</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/USPol" rel="tag">#<span>USPol</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/wtf" rel="tag">#<span>wtf</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/2b47cf15-f43e-4fa6-9e0b-0b69acb91c84/you-can-t-make-this-shit-up..</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 14 May 2026 23:24:25 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/2b47cf15-f43e-4fa6-9e0b-0b69acb91c84.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 12:22:07 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t make this shit up.. on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 12:43:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/stux%40mstdn.social">@<span>stux</span></a></span> babe wake up new RFK Jr copypasta dropped</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/trainguyrom/statuses/116420104183778668</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/trainguyrom/statuses/116420104183778668</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[trainguyrom@techhub.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 12:43:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t make this shit up.. on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 12:43:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/stux%40mstdn.social">@<span>stux</span></a></span> wtf</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/0xZogG/statuses/116420103976412721</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/0xZogG/statuses/116420103976412721</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[0xzogg@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 12:43:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t make this shit up.. on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 12:42:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/stux%40mstdn.social" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">@<span>stux</span></a></span> bro, could you cw such dumb posts? damn</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gts.posix.live/users/patricus/statuses/01KPDQD5VKADNZ3SJ3BQF6VC33</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gts.posix.live/users/patricus/statuses/01KPDQD5VKADNZ3SJ3BQF6VC33</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[patricus@gts.posix.live]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 12:42:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t make this shit up.. on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 12:28:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="/user/stux%40mstdn.social">@stux@mstdn.social</a> ​<img class="not-responsive emoji" src="https://media.procial.tchncs.de/media/2dcab0a5-4f8e-4241-92c8-440c74f5ac01.png" title=":neofox_yell:" />​<span><br /><br />Why exactly is a known anti-vaxxer and conspiracy theorist the health secretary? Oh right, yeah. Put there by a senile old codger.</span></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://procial.tchncs.de/notes/al6g8e0oo1sm0004</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://procial.tchncs.de/notes/al6g8e0oo1sm0004</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lazymoogle@procial.tchncs.de]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 12:28:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t make this shit up.. on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 12:26:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/stux%40mstdn.social">@<span>stux</span></a></span> </p><p>My country is run by true lunatics<img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f614.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--pensive" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😔" alt="😔" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/FallsMom/statuses/116420039124505909</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/FallsMom/statuses/116420039124505909</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fallsmom@mastodon.coffee]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 12:26:59 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>