<![CDATA[oh, oh, oh!]]>RE: https://mastodon.social/@glynmoody/116571813410114171

oh, oh, oh! i know the solution to this one! you just pass legislation banning seniors from social media rather than legislating the actual platforms!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/166edb29-2813-4e99-8f01-766a06912ffa/oh-oh-ohRSS for NodeMon, 25 May 2026 15:41:48 GMTThu, 14 May 2026 09:52:00 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to oh, oh, oh! on Thu, 14 May 2026 11:31:06 GMT]]>@eniko Or you acknowledge that putting anything in a person's feed amounts to publishing, so if someone you follow posts then yep fair game they're responsible for that, but every fxking ad or algo post or YouTube recommendation the buck stops with the website.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Farbs/statuses/116572701781661919https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Farbs/statuses/116572701781661919Thu, 14 May 2026 11:31:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to oh, oh, oh! on Thu, 14 May 2026 10:45:24 GMT]]>@ratsnakegames
The kid-inator!
@eniko

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ozzelot/statuses/116572522024719173https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ozzelot/statuses/116572522024719173Thu, 14 May 2026 10:45:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to oh, oh, oh! on Thu, 14 May 2026 10:28:55 GMT]]>@eniko
then the only ones allowed to be on Metas platforms are 16-18 years old, and they do not want to be there. Great solution 😁

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://n3.mikronod.se/ap/users/116425691858978235/statuses/116572457260681291https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://n3.mikronod.se/ap/users/116425691858978235/statuses/116572457260681291Thu, 14 May 2026 10:28:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to oh, oh, oh! on Thu, 14 May 2026 10:20:44 GMT]]>@eniko Luckily for everyone involved, we have awesome, totally privacy-preserving, and definitely not profit-oriented age verification technology for exactly this, ripe for the taking!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/landelare/statuses/116572425037565347https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/landelare/statuses/116572425037565347Thu, 14 May 2026 10:20:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to oh, oh, oh! on Thu, 14 May 2026 10:17:07 GMT]]>@eniko in conclusion, society will be fixed by my de-aging ray

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ratsnakegames/statuses/116572410843801873https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ratsnakegames/statuses/116572410843801873Thu, 14 May 2026 10:17:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to oh, oh, oh! on Thu, 14 May 2026 10:16:56 GMT]]>@eniko i think politicians treat elders as sacrosanct because a) elders can vote, children cannot and b) politicians may become elders some day but they're never gonna become children

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ratsnakegames/statuses/116572410120081659https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ratsnakegames/statuses/116572410120081659Thu, 14 May 2026 10:16:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to oh, oh, oh! on Thu, 14 May 2026 10:14:38 GMT]]>@eniko people get soooo pissy when anybody suggests, like, forcing seniors to take physical fitness exams every 5 years if they want to keep driving cars

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ratsnakegames/statuses/116572401066991294https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ratsnakegames/statuses/116572401066991294Thu, 14 May 2026 10:14:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to oh, oh, oh! on Thu, 14 May 2026 10:14:28 GMT]]>@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

Actually it is a great idea

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gabboman.xyz/fediverse/post/b4cc9883-9071-4df0-bfc2-68472e999e94https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gabboman.xyz/fediverse/post/b4cc9883-9071-4df0-bfc2-68472e999e94Thu, 14 May 2026 10:14:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to oh, oh, oh! on Thu, 14 May 2026 10:12:48 GMT]]>funny how absurd it sounds when you replace "kids" with "seniors" huh

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/eniko/statuses/116572393882384187https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/eniko/statuses/116572393882384187Thu, 14 May 2026 10:12:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to oh, oh, oh! on Thu, 14 May 2026 09:53:11 GMT]]>@eniko i know the solution to this but i don't want to get my instance subpoenad

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wetdry.world/users/matildalove/statuses/116572316733398698https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wetdry.world/users/matildalove/statuses/116572316733398698Thu, 14 May 2026 09:53:11 GMT