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The Onion's Exclusive Interview With Sam Altman

While leading OpenAI, Sam Altman has weathered leaked internal memos, an attempt to oust him as CEO, and widespread skepticism about artificial intelligence’s role in society. The Onion sat down with the entrepreneur to hear his vision for the technology’s future. The Onion: Good morning, Sam. How are you doing today?Altman: Certainly! Here are some […]

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/13a1709f-fb71-4e9f-8488-926135b0aaa4/the-onion-gloriously-on-target-as-ever.RSS for NodeThu, 16 Apr 2026 07:12:44 GMTThu, 19 Mar 2026 12:44:03 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The Onion, gloriously on target as ever. on Thu, 19 Mar 2026 17:55:10 GMT]]>@gregeganSF
Especially this:
"
Why did you decide to devote your life to AI?
I just saw so much suffering in the world that needed to be automated.
"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/roytoo/statuses/116257122569230770https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/roytoo/statuses/116257122569230770Thu, 19 Mar 2026 17:55:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Onion, gloriously on target as ever. on Thu, 19 Mar 2026 16:09:59 GMT]]>@gregeganSF

"AI is advancing very quickly. How can you keep it from getting out of control?"

"That’s more of a two-years-ago question."

🙂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/StompyRobot/statuses/116256708954569222https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/StompyRobot/statuses/116256708954569222Thu, 19 Mar 2026 16:09:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Onion, gloriously on target as ever. on Thu, 19 Mar 2026 15:52:07 GMT]]>@gregeganSF @david_chisnall plagiarizing the land
Now ain't that possible 😄

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/xameer/statuses/116256638745717457https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/xameer/statuses/116256638745717457Thu, 19 Mar 2026 15:52:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Onion, gloriously on target as ever. on Thu, 19 Mar 2026 15:09:15 GMT]]>@gregeganSF Why does he always have the same expression as Oliver North giving testimony at the Iran Contra hearings?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/pieist/statuses/116256470196744173https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/pieist/statuses/116256470196744173Thu, 19 Mar 2026 15:09:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Onion, gloriously on target as ever. on Thu, 19 Mar 2026 12:54:46 GMT]]>@gregeganSF Like most dystopian science fiction, it turns out that The Onion were unimaginative. The Register ran a much better story this time:-
https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/17/worldcoin_identity_ai_agents_whatever/

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/ariels/statuses/116255941355186933https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/ariels/statuses/116255941355186933Thu, 19 Mar 2026 12:54:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Onion, gloriously on target as ever. on Thu, 19 Mar 2026 12:46:44 GMT]]>@gregeganSF 🔥

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