*slow clap*
https://damrnelson.github.io/github-historical-uptime/

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/1379b352-8e4d-4de2-b5a6-d49bb4ac01eb/slow-clap-https-damrnelson.github.io-github-historical-uptimeRSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 18:01:17 GMTWed, 01 Apr 2026 09:11:04 GMT60@noboilerplate time to switch to codeberg or self-hosted forgejo :3

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://snug.moe/notes/akmsh2j9xgtk6l4khttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://snug.moe/notes/akmsh2j9xgtk6l4kFri, 03 Apr 2026 18:16:09 GMT@noboilerplate (to be clear i don't think any of said fudging was for malicious/dishonest reasons, just holes in data / methodology.)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jplebreton/statuses/116341714121150048https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jplebreton/statuses/116341714121150048Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:27:54 GMT@noboilerplate worth noting about the uptime before acquisition numbers: https://social.coop/@fraggle/116329719099788907
i'm a hater and i think the graph would still look essentially just as bad if the before numbers were actually accurate, but that straight green line pegged at 100% is just not true. the facts are on our side so there's no need to fudge things.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jplebreton/statuses/116341711358544678https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jplebreton/statuses/116341711358544678Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:27:12 GMT@noboilerplate Ooooooooh!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sigmoid.social/users/spdrnl/statuses/116341659342489779https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sigmoid.social/users/spdrnl/statuses/116341659342489779Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:13:59 GMT@noboilerplate *slop clap*

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.xyz/users/blaptist/statuses/116341648507953059https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.xyz/users/blaptist/statuses/116341648507953059Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:11:13 GMT@aurochs a fine sentiment, but is *3-Nines* of uptime too much to ask??

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://namtao.com/users/noboilerplate/statuses/116341564727180335https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://namtao.com/users/noboilerplate/statuses/116341564727180335Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:49:55 GMT@noboilerplate If it works perfectly 100% of the time, you are spending too much on it.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.eu/users/aurochs/statuses/116341554517292354https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.eu/users/aurochs/statuses/116341554517292354Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:47:19 GMT@noboilerplate that's another reason to migrate from to to codeberg or sourcehut or selfhost forgejo.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/vavakado/statuses/116328826683882043https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/vavakado/statuses/116328826683882043Wed, 01 Apr 2026 09:50:28 GMT