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<div class="row mt-3"><div class="col-12 mt-3"><img class="img-thumbnail" src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/447/393/377/938/999/original/5b9948e75c072bab.jpeg" alt="Link Preview Image" /></div></div>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/0d3cba16-8ead-4ab3-9d24-a7d1d52893cd/today-s-poem-is-called-an-invention-of-collective-nouns-.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 06:58:39 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/0d3cba16-8ead-4ab3-9d24-a7d1d52893cd.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 08:23:42 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:52:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> You've been firing them out lately. Not having a stroke are you? <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f604.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/solitha/statuses/116448688366797384</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/solitha/statuses/116448688366797384</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[solitha@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:52:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:51:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> A podcast of white men. A precinct of pigs.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.tchncs.de/ap/users/116159012729285775/statuses/116448683366950570</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.tchncs.de/ap/users/116159012729285775/statuses/116448683366950570</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[choomba@social.tchncs.de]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:51:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:35:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> brilliant!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mountains.social/users/mpospese/statuses/116448621774110948</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mountains.social/users/mpospese/statuses/116448621774110948</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mpospese@mountains.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:35:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 12:58:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> Thank you, this is just so perfect, it tickles every pun-reaction in my body!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://squilla.vitaulium.eu/users/leonieke/statuses/01KPTMB1AENZ0EGK5BW4YYG64Y</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://squilla.vitaulium.eu/users/leonieke/statuses/01KPTMB1AENZ0EGK5BW4YYG64Y</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[leonieke@squilla.vitaulium.eu]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 12:58:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 12:46:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> I like "embarrassment of Richards".</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://linuxrocks.online/users/SethBrown/statuses/116448426504655436</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://linuxrocks.online/users/SethBrown/statuses/116448426504655436</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sethbrown@linuxrocks.online]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 12:46:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 12:22:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> how do you pronounce scones? <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f914.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--thinking_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤔" alt="🤔" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/redsad/statuses/116448332697639210</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/redsad/statuses/116448332697639210</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[redsad@ohai.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 12:22:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 12:11:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> a wunch of bankers.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/theothersimo/statuses/116448289362680806</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/theothersimo/statuses/116448289362680806</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[theothersimo@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 12:11:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 11:18:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> A "correction" of pedants?! I think you'll find...</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/garry/statuses/116448080783035513</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/garry/statuses/116448080783035513</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[garry@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 11:18:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 10:56:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> <br />Bout is my favourite</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.iow.social/users/mattdawhit/statuses/116447996568063703</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.iow.social/users/mattdawhit/statuses/116447996568063703</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mattdawhit@mastodon.iow.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 10:56:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:57:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/hunspirillen%40helvede.net">@<span>hunspirillen</span></a></span> at first i didn't get that one either so i went looking, and Richard is this: <a href="https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/embarrassment-of-riches" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>dictionary.cambridge.org/dicti</span><span>onary/english/embarrassment-of-riches</span></a> <br /><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/delcj/statuses/116447762440433480</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/delcj/statuses/116447762440433480</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[delcj@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:57:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:39:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> </p><p>Some lives of Brian?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.green/users/v4169sgr/statuses/116447691421846510</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.green/users/v4169sgr/statuses/116447691421846510</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[v4169sgr@mastodon.green]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:39:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:26:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> Who is Richard?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://helvede.net/users/hunspirillen/statuses/116447641591904774</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://helvede.net/users/hunspirillen/statuses/116447641591904774</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hunspirillen@helvede.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:26:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 08:44:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> this comes from the Venn diagram intersection of the strokes and enjambements <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f604.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😄" alt="😄" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://oslo.town/users/hallvors/statuses/116447475856805325</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://oslo.town/users/hallvors/statuses/116447475856805325</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hallvors@oslo.town]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 08:44:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 08:43:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> <br />Genius.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/raymaccarthy/statuses/116447472601482941</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/raymaccarthy/statuses/116447472601482941</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 08:43:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 08:38:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/infonauten%40helvede.net">@<span>infonauten</span></a></span> I’m glad to hear you do that.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/brianbilston/statuses/116447452055792618</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/brianbilston/statuses/116447452055792618</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[brianbilston@mastodon.online]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 08:38:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 08:32:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brianbilston%40mastodon.online">@<span>brianbilston</span></a></span> I have been known to deliberately misspell "pedant" as "pendant" just to see the reaction from the correction of pedants.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://helvede.net/users/infonauten/statuses/116447429280584565</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://helvede.net/users/infonauten/statuses/116447429280584565</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[infonauten@helvede.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 08:32:40 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