<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Live your life so you can leave an awkward social situation without having to stage an assassination attempt.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Live your life so you can leave an awkward social situation without having to stage an assassination attempt.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/USPol" rel="tag">#<span>USPol</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/0ace1ec0-5fa1-4811-a262-b820437c7e26/live-your-life-so-you-can-leave-an-awkward-social-situation-without-having-to-stage-an-assassination-attempt.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 18:19:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/0ace1ec0-5fa1-4811-a262-b820437c7e26.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 02:20:11 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Live your life so you can leave an awkward social situation without having to stage an assassination attempt. on Sun, 26 Apr 2026 02:52:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/gustodon%40mas.to">@<span>Gustodon</span></a></span> <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f446.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--point_up_2" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="👆" alt="👆" /> <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f446.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--point_up_2" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="👆" alt="👆" /> <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f446.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--point_up_2" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="👆" alt="👆" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/JustaJason007/statuses/116468739883980615</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/JustaJason007/statuses/116468739883980615</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[justajason007@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 02:52:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Live your life so you can leave an awkward social situation without having to stage an assassination attempt. on Sun, 26 Apr 2026 02:41:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/caiotekit%40convo.casa">@<span>Caiotekit</span></a></span> That's a neat trick.  I had no idea.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/Gustodon/statuses/116468698948272044</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/Gustodon/statuses/116468698948272044</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gustodon@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 02:41:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Live your life so you can leave an awkward social situation without having to stage an assassination attempt. on Sun, 26 Apr 2026 02:40:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/gustodon%40mas.to">@<span>Gustodon</span></a></span> For sure! You can just forget to add flour to your cake batter and the ensuing drama of cake batter encrusting the floor of your oven usually does the trick.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://convo.casa/users/Caiotekit/statuses/116468692984511430</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://convo.casa/users/Caiotekit/statuses/116468692984511430</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[caiotekit@convo.casa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 02:40:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Live your life so you can leave an awkward social situation without having to stage an assassination attempt. on Sun, 26 Apr 2026 02:21:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/gustodon%40mas.to">@<span>Gustodon</span></a></span> <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f44d.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--+1" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="👍" alt="👍" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.party/users/cliffco58/statuses/116468617141016728</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.party/users/cliffco58/statuses/116468617141016728</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cliffco58@mstdn.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 02:21:01 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>