<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Artemis Crew: &quot;um Houston we have a problem.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Artemis Crew: "um Houston we have a problem. Christina is hogging the good window, and it's supposed to be my turn, tell her no fair, Victor gets a turn, over."</p><p>Houston: Christina now let's let everyone have a turn.</p><p>Artemis: she rolled her eyes and called me a swear</p><p>Houston: Don't make me come up there…</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Artemis2" rel="tag">#<span>Artemis2</span></a>  <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/microfiction" rel="tag">#<span>microfiction</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fanfic" rel="tag">#<span>fanfic</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/04c0375c-91f3-4a98-9097-4a82a007d29f/artemis-crew-um-houston-we-have-a-problem.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 02:19:06 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/04c0375c-91f3-4a98-9097-4a82a007d29f.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:17:16 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Artemis Crew: &quot;um Houston we have a problem. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:55:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/skatem%40mstdn.social">@<span>skatem</span></a></span> </p><p><span><a href="/user/gnaddrig%40mastodon.social">@<span>gnaddrig</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://techhub.social/@pngwen">@<span>pngwen</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/ottaross%40mastodon.social">@<span>ottaross</span></a></span></p><p>_Uh, Integrity, this is Houston, we're reading an unplanned burn, do you copy?_</p><p>Houston, Integrity - give us the code for the chocolate supply or you don't get your capsule back. There's room on the space station.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/tezoatlipoca/statuses/116359280322621432</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/tezoatlipoca/statuses/116359280322621432</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[tezoatlipoca@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:55:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Artemis Crew: &quot;um Houston we have a problem. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:51:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/gnaddrig%40mastodon.social">@<span>gnaddrig</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/tezoatlipoca%40mas.to">@<span>tezoatlipoca</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://techhub.social/@pngwen">@<span>pngwen</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/ottaross%40mastodon.social">@<span>ottaross</span></a></span> not without a LOT of pouting astronauts.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/skatem/statuses/116359263710048981</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/skatem/statuses/116359263710048981</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[skatem@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:51:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Artemis Crew: &quot;um Houston we have a problem. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:49:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/tezoatlipoca%40mas.to">@<span>tezoatlipoca</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/skatem%40mstdn.social">@<span>skatem</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://techhub.social/@pngwen">@<span>pngwen</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/ottaross%40mastodon.social">@<span>ottaross</span></a></span> <br />But they can threaten "no sweets" for the rest of the trip...</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gnaddrig/statuses/116359257706053023</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gnaddrig/statuses/116359257706053023</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gnaddrig@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:49:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Artemis Crew: &quot;um Houston we have a problem. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:42:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/skatem%40mstdn.social">@<span>skatem</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://techhub.social/@pngwen">@<span>pngwen</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/ottaross%40mastodon.social">@<span>ottaross</span></a></span> </p><p>On the plus side Houston can't threaten to turn this space capsule around go back to Florida because its about to free return trajectory anyways.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/tezoatlipoca/statuses/116359229341511327</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/tezoatlipoca/statuses/116359229341511327</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[tezoatlipoca@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:42:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Artemis Crew: &quot;um Houston we have a problem. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:30:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://techhub.social/@pngwen">@<span>pngwen</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/ottaross%40mastodon.social">@<span>ottaross</span></a></span>  <br />Houston: Now shake hands and make up.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/skatem/statuses/116359184516394549</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/skatem/statuses/116359184516394549</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[skatem@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:30:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Artemis Crew: &quot;um Houston we have a problem. on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:27:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/ottaross%40mastodon.social">@<span>ottaross</span></a></span> </p><p>Artemis: She started it!</p><p>Houston: Well, I'm finishing it!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/ap/users/116273574585160727/statuses/116359169439471124</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/ap/users/116273574585160727/statuses/116359169439471124</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[pngwen@techhub.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:27:01 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>